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Week of 6 June 2011
6 June 2011
Philanthropist Paul Mellon's centenarian wife Bunny accused of funneling most of John Edwards hush money ...
Anthony Weiner is your new topless congressman ...
Bernie Madoff memorabilia auction dribbles in $400K ...
Lauryn Hill is pregnant again ...
Gwen Stefani's toddler breaks an arm ...
Yemen's President Ali Abdullah Saleh injured in RPG attack, along with Prime Minister and leaders of Parliament; flees country ...
Trace Adkins' house burns down ...
7 June 2011
Spanish novelist Jorge Semprún dies at his home in Paris ...
8 June 2011
Ja Rule begins prison sentence ...
Connecticut decriminalizes marijuana, while simultaneously regulating salvia and synthetic herbals ...
Wife of scandalized Congressman Anthony Weiner (R-NY) is totally pregnant ...
Jon Stewart injures himself during margarita prep ...
Ersatz Elmyr de Hory pleads guilty to forgery ...
How to write like Mark Zuckerberg ...
Scottish film director John Mackenzie, who directed The Long Good Friday, dies in London, aged 83 ...
9 June 2011
Rapper Flo Rida booked on charges of DUI and driving his Bugatti with a suspended license ...
Large-headed Republican contender Newt Gingrich advisors know a sinking ship when they see one ...
Anti-labor megachain Wal-Mart is okay with labor unions, so long as they are harmlessly outside the United States ...
Rupert Murdoch's News International hacked newlywed Royal Kate Middleton's phones, as well as those of many other VIPs ...
Lawyer asshat victory: Mike Tyson face tattoo will be digitally altered in DVD release of The Hangover Part II ...
10 June 2011
Tracy Morgan's anti-gay rant fails to amuse ...
Estella Warren formally charged with DUI, battery on a police officer ...
King Ad-Rock versus the sketchy SpongeBob ...
Scandal moot: Anthony Weiner's constituents think he should stay in office ...
Jack White and wife celebrate impending divorce with "positive swing bang hum dinger" ...
Irish politician Brian Lenihan, Minister of Finance during the height of Ireland's financial crisis, dies in Dublin following a battle with pancreatic cancer ...
11 June 2011
Former Congressman from Texas Graham Purcell dies from pulmonary fibrosis at his home in Wichita Falls, Texas ...
12 June 2011
The first Libertarian presidential candidate, John Hospers, dies at his home in Los Angeles aged 93. He received a single electoral vote in 1972 ...
Southern folklorist Kathryn Tucker Windham dies at her home in Selma, Alabama, aged 93 ...