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Week of 30 May 2011
30 May 2011
US Rep Anthony Weiner (D-New York) says boner photo on his Twitter account was posted by hacker ...
Bottle Rocket fans want to save the movie's iconic but struggling motel ...
Blog tracks dummies who mistake the satirical Onion for real news ...
Senior Deutsche Bank employee didn't know you couldn't bring guns on an airplane ...
Roseanne Barr remembers her legendary (and mostly successful) battles over Roseanne ...
WorldNetDaily's top wingnut Joseph Farah says recent tornadoes are God's punishment because President Obama doesn't support Israel enthusiastically enough ...
Buy Marilyn Monroe's "subway dress" from The Seven Year Itch for only $2M ...
Governor Chris Christie (R-New Jersey) speaks truth to climate change ...
Evidence suggests that most terrorists are nincompoops ...
Who will work with Lars von Trier after his Hitler remarks? ...
Juhi Chawla doesn't want her children exposed to mass media ...
Nobel laureate Rosalyn Sussman Yalow, pioneer of radioimmunoassay techniques, dies in the Bronx ...
31 May 2011
Hollywood gets a new memorial for Toto from The Wizard of Oz ...
Soil near Japan's three nuclear meltdowns reaches Chernobyl levels of radioactivity ...
Rapper Sean Kingston is seriously injured in jet ski accident ...
Astronomer and planet hunter Geoffrey W. Marcy calls for probe to Alpha Centauri ...
US Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius wants your kids to sit still ...
Animal protection group buys Michael Vick's infamous dog-fighting compound ...
Ex-husband of mother of love child of ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-California) plans to sue ...
Tupac Shakur is alive and well in New Zealand, or so says hacker on PBS website ...
Germany announces plans to unplug nuclear power ...
FIFA officials suspended in growing soccer bribery scandal ...
Checking in with the cast of the British Office ...
Lady Gaga is "obsessed" with cooking shows ...
NFL Hall-of-Famer Andy Robustelli dies at Stamford Hospital in Stamford, Connecticut ...
1 June 2011
Sex scandalicious pastor Ted Haggard to appear in "Christian sex comedy" ...
Atlanta Thrashers are still selling season tickets, even after move to Winnipeg is announced ...
How Goldman Sachs made Libya's $1B investment disappear ...
US Rep Joe Walsh (R-Illinois) explains that "too many American Jews aren't as pro-Israel as they should be" ...
Sesame Street is brainwashing children with its leftist agenda, reports guy who went looking for leftist agenda ...
George Lucas strikes back ...
Will US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas recuse himself on health care reform? ...
Man claims he was distressed and defamed by Andy Dick's penis ...
Jeff Conaway's family demands autopsy ...
Frank Sinatra took 12 showers a day and always smelled of lavender ...
John Elway asks punk band Elway to change its name ...
Cost of Afghanistan war this year: Ring it up at $113B ...
Former New Hampshire Governor Walter R. Peterson dies from lung cancer at Monadnock Community Hospital in Peterborough, New Hampshire ...
Former California Treasurer Matt Fong dies from skin cancer at his home in Pasadena, California ...
2 June 2011
Octomom's fertility doctor to lose his license ...
Shaquille O'Neal whips out his big barbarian sword ...
Tennessee lawmakers pass bill making it a crime to share your Netflix password ...
Governor Chris Christie (R-New Jersey) arrives at son's high school baseball game in State Police helicopter ...
Billy Bob Thornton's daughter is found guilty of manslaughter ...
Taylor Lautner dropped by publicist, has daddy issues ...
Google reveals Gmail hacking, points finger at commie China ...
Oprah Winfrey is enjoying vacation with pizza, summer reading after show's end ...
Russia bans import of EU vegetables as death count from killer cukes climbs ...
Irish novelist Josephine Hart dies in London from a rare form of ovarian cancer ...
3 June 2011
After several years of ill health, NFL Hall-of-Famer John Henry Johnson dies at his home in Tracy, California ...
Gunsmoke actor James Arness dies from a heart attack at his home in Brentwood, California ...
Euthanasia advocate Jack Kevorkian dies at Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak, Michigan, where he was being treated for kidney and heart problems ...
4 June 2011
Diplomat Lawrence Eagleburger, who briefly served as US Secretary of State, dies from pneumonia at University of Virginia Medical Center in Charlottesville ...