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Week of 23 May 2011
23 May 2011
Zach Galifianakis probably hates you ...
Volcano blows in Iceland ...
Ex-teammate of cycling legend Lance Armstrong describes doping system ...
Miranda Kerr says she's most comfy in knickers ...
Robert X. Cringely explains why Rolling Stone covers news that The New York Times won't touch ...
Rajinikanth is hospitalized but fine, says his wife, so don't spread rumors ...
Russell Brand is deported from Japan ...
Vinnie Vincent is arrested for assault ...
Dr. Drew wants you to pray for Jeff Conaway ...
Norman Solomon wants to be a Congress critter ...
Longtime US Congressman from New Jersey Peter Frelinghuysen, Jr. dies at his home in Harding Township, New Jersey, ...
24 May 2011
Tornado levels much of Joplin, MO ...
Sean Combs announces yet another name change ...
Ginormous cinema chains like AMC Entertainment don't even know how to project a damned movie on a theater's screen ...
Twitter faces "super injunction" challenge over user privacy ...
Still claiming a budget crisis, Governor Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) wants to hand $250M in state money to out-of-state financial management companies ...
To nobody's surprise, report finds Massey Energy "profoundly reckless" in coal disaster that killed 29 miners ...
Christina Hendricks says that her breasts are all natural ...
Conrad Murray goes Dumbo ...
Zsa Zsa Gabor blah blah blah ...
Foggy headed prophet Harold Camping says he's bewildered that he's still here ...
25 May 2011
Cancer comes for Hockey Hall of Famer Stan Mikita's tongue ...
American Civil Liberties Union and Electronic Frontier Foundation want to find out who rolled over when gov't came calling for info about Wikileaks ...
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis warns of crime wave if NFL lockout continues ...
Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and his two sons will face trial for murders and corruption ...
Mick Jagger forms supergroup with Dave Stewart, Joss Stone and Damian Marley ...
Meltdowns in two more Japanese nuclear power plants, Tokyo Electric Power Company says ...
Astronomers face tough choices ...
If you downloaded the 2008 movie The Hurt Locker illegally, you're probably going to be sued ...
Shopping bag exhorting you to "Buy Local" is made in China ...
Christian kook Harold Camping recalculates; now says world will end in October ...
Surrealist painter Leonora Carrington dies of pneumonia at a hospital in Mexico City, aged 94 ...
26 May 2011
Pope shuts down famous party monastery ...
More Sony websites fall to hackers ...
US Transportation Security Administration could ban flights from Texas if state passes anti-patdown law ...
TV mouth Ed Schultz is suspended from MSNBC for calling same network's Laura Ingraham a slut ...
Former Senator John Edwards (D-North Carolina) may face indictment, if US Attorney General Eric Holder has the cojones ...
National Football League coaches urge court to end lockout ...
Mike Brown replaces Phil Jackson as coach of the Los Angeles Lakers ...
Anna Kournikova joins The Biggest Loser as a trainer ...
Everyone's talking about Ayn Rand ...
27 May 2011
Priest in archdiocese of advisor to Pope on pedophile priests is arrested in pedophilia sex ring ...
Snoop Dogg launches news channel ...
Vermont gets universal health care ...
Fox's Sarah Palin will drive around in a bus for a while for some reason ...
Even in death, Jim Morrison is still hopping in bed with girls ...
US Senator Rand Paul's noble defeat on the PATRIOT Act ...
University of Copenhagen researchers clock sperm swimming faster with vitamin D ...
Wisconsin judge strikes down Governor Scott Walker's anti-union legislation ...
Courtney Love shot heroin at Charlie Sheen house party ...
"Made in America" bib is cute, but made in China ...
Lindsay Lohan gets house arrest ...
Actor Jeff Conaway dies from pneumonia at a hospital in Encino, California, while in a medically-induced coma entered after a likely drug overdose ...
Poet and musician Gil Scott-Heron dies of AIDS at St. Luke's Hospital in New York City ...
28 May 2011
Eugene Mirman takes out ads telling Time Warner Cable how terrible it is ...
US Federal Reserve bailed out Japanese fish financier, Belgian townships, Libyan government-owned company, Irish bank, German real estate brokerage, etc. ...
Meghan McCain's apartment is full of skulls ...
eBay and PayPal sue over Google's payment system ...
Former US Senator Judd Gregg (R-New Hampshire) joins vampire squid Goldman Sachs ...
Tilapia may be the Meryl Streep of seafood ...
Facebook schmuck Mark Zuckerberg says he only eats meat he's killed ...
29 May 2011
Sandra Bernhard says she doesn't date Germans, so it was pretty much pointless when Arnold Schwarzenegger hit on her ...
FBI agent wrecks stolen Ferrari after taking friend out for a spin, and US Justice Department won't pay for damages ...
Squatters take over Shilpa Shetty's estate ...
Daniel Baldwin remembers Jeff Conaway from their time together on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew ...
Court says home video made by Jennifer Lopez's first husband can be released ...
Justin Bieber gets Jesus tattoo under his left armpit ...
Hollywood Forever Cemetery comes alive with music ...
Twice Governor of Texas Bill Clements dies at a Dallas hospital ...