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Week of 28 March 2011
28 March 2011
Matt Damon says kissing Michael Douglas is like kissing Catherine Zeta-Jones ...
Conditions worsen at quake-hit Japanese nuclear plant, but reading that radioactivity was 10 million times normal was a goof … and meanwhile, JP Morgan Chase ping pong club resumes practice in Tokyo ...
Showgirls stripper Elizabeth Berkley offers advice for teens ...
Microsoft switches off privacy for Hotmail users in war-torn and repressive nations ...
Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas) prays that God will raise up spiritual warriors who will not let this nation fall to those who would enslave us ...
Rave reviews for Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon ...
Lady Gaga goes a little bit country ...
Columbia Journalism Review explains the real problem with Fox News Channel ...
Guy Pearce says he won't forget filming sex scenes with Kate Winslet ...
Governor Rick Scott (R-Florida) stands to profit immensely from his proposal to privatize Medicaid ...
Beloved Norwegian actress Wenche Foss dies in Oslo following a lengthy illness ...
29 March 2011
Jose Canseco is caught sending his twin brother to fight at celebrity boxing match ...
Radiation from Japan's crippled nuclear reactors has now contaminated the ground and sea, and officials fear that some of the reactors may be in partial meltdown ...
Willie Nelson could sing his way out of pot trouble, a prosecutor says ...
Donald Trump goes full birther, but can't find his own birth certificate ...
Why has Wal-Mart spent $2M fighting a $7,000 fine over an employee's trampling death? ...
Candidate Herman Cain says no Muslims will work in his Presidential administration ...
Republicans set sights on AARP over its support for health care reform ...
AT&T internet usage billing off by as much as 4,700% ...
Futurama has a long-term future ...
30 March 2011
Oh, for f*ck's sake: Jennifer Garner will play Disney's new Miss Marple ...
Japanese meltdown fears rise after radioactive core melts through vessel — but there's "no danger of Chernobyl-style catastrophe" ...
Fourth Amendment my arse, Governor Rick Scott (R-Florida) orders widespread drug testing of government employees ...
Forgetting budget rhetoric, Wisconsin Senate leader brags: We’ve busted unions "once and for all" … but Judge again issues injunction blocking anti-worker rights legislation ...
Federal prosecutors pretend to consider pursuing manslaughter charges against BP managers for decisions made before the Gulf of Mexico oil well explosion ...
Lea Michele is uninjured in minor car accident with drunken admirers ...
George Clooney and Cristiano Ronaldo are named as witnesses in trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi ...
Israel threatens unilateral steps if United Nations recognizes Palestinian state ...
Juhi Chawla is upset with airline for damaging her tanpura ...
"Scared" ex-wife Denise Richards ups security after Charlie Sheen's "vile" attack ...
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt says he's "really worried we may lose Zsa Zsa Gabor this time" ...
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz laughs at the notion that his coffee costs $5 ...
31 March 2011
Judge Judy is hospitalized ...
"Suicide squads" are paid huge sums amid fresh fears for Japanese nuclear site ...
Google chooses Kansas City, KS to bring actual high-speed broadband to USA ...
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's administration ignores two restraining orders, declares contested legislation law ...
Bryan Cranston may end up being the reason to see that Total Recall remake ...
David Boreanaz settles creepy sexual harassment lawsuit ...
Google agrees to twenty years of privacy audits as recompense for "Buzz" debacle ...
Jim Jones is arrested for driving with a suspended license ...
Johnson & Johnson issues yet another recall of Tylenol ...
Increasingly moonbat millionaire Donald Trump now contends that birth announcements in general don't even exist ...
Fender bender leads to question of whether US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia drives like an originalist ...
George Clooney says he's perplexed about Silvio Berlusconi trial subpoena ...
Founder of ADP Henry Taub dies at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan ...
1 April 2011
Kim Cattrall doesn't think reporters should ask about her pubic hair ...
Japanese nuke plant workers "have accepted they will all probably die" ...
Trainer says TV's Flipper committed suicide ...
General Electric's less-than-zero tax payment on billions in profits isn't newsworthy on subsidiary NBC's newscast ...
Judge Judy leaves hospital ...
Man says scuffle with Dominique Wilkins was over money ...
Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas) wants all Americans to be forced at gunpoint to listen to faux historian David Barton ...
Third injunction's the charm! Governor Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) says this time he'll comply with court order blocking anti-worker legislation ...
Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten says no to Make a Wish Foundation ...
2 April 2011
Stephen King and John Mellencamp tune up for a musical ...
Japan's nuclear evacuation "will be long-term" ...
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer proposes fining fat residents, smokers ...
Ohio Governor John Kasich signs anti-workers' rights bill into law ...
Cell tower tiff means no more free Internet for Palo Alto, CA ...
Did Queen Elizabeth II ask Snoop Dogg to write a song for Prince William? ...
Susan Lucci slaps Rachael Ray's staff around ...
Nicole Polizzi (a/k/a "Snooki") is paid $32,000 for speaking at Rutgers University ...
3 April 2011
Radio star Alex Jones thinks Fox News star Glenn Beck stole his mojo ...
At crippled Japanese nuclear power plant, highly radioactive water drains into the Pacific Ocean ...
If you have a $62M investment, representing the biggest single chunk of your $218M in wealth, and you put it in a trust under your wife's name, does that mean you're no longer involved in the company? Governor Rick Scott (R-Florida) says it does ...
Deaths and riots continue as wingnut Koran-burning preacher successfully infuriates wingnut Muslims ...
Charlie Sheen's stage show bombs on opening night ...