Some of Val Kilmer's New Mexico neighbors say he's a bit of a douchebag ...

Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has private, air-conditioned prison cell ...

BP CEO Tony Hayward says nifty new containment cap captures 10,000 barrels a day from oily Gulf gusher, and experts say company bigwigs are unlikely to face jail time ...

White House press icon Helen Thomas apologizes for saying Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go back home to Poland, Germany, America and everywhere else" ...

Los Angeles Dodgers drop lawsuit after Jon Lovitz belatedly pays for his season tickets ...

President Obama is "convicted" of fraud in wacko birther trial ...

Longtime pedophile priest gets $94,560 pension from Roman Catholic Church ...

Concerned Women for America evaluates 45,000 pages of documents on Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan in 45 minutes ...

Sheriff tells Montel Williams it’s OK to smoke marijuana ...

Bank of America workers across the US sue for overtime pay ...

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sends Queen Elizabeth II birthday greetings when it's not her birthday ...

Bernard L. Madoff is a hero to other prisoners ...

Lawyers claim Google wi-fi sniffing "is not an accident" ...

Main Minuteman Chris Simcox is hit with restraining order ...

Mr. T slams movie remake of The A-Team for featuring too much sex and violence ...

British perv arrested for posting fake nude Emma Watson photos ...

BP's oil disaster will take years to clean up, says Gulf Gusher Czar Thad Allen ...

Long-time White House reporter Helen Thomas quits under pressure after anti-Zionist wisecrack ...

Seven Green Bay Packers questioned in sexual assault ...

Transocean exec aboard Deepwater Horizon: "The rig's on fire! I told you this was gonna happen!" ...

Senator Evan Bayh (D-Indiana) says he's uncomfortable watching Sandra Bullock kiss Scarlett Johansson ...

Federal investigators say Goldman Sachs played Americans for chumps ...

Seven former Union Carbide executives are convicted in 1984 Bhopal disaster ...

Gary Coleman's ex-wife peddles death photos to highest bidder ...

Bank of America pays $108M to make US Federal Trade Commission forget about Countrywide's crimes ...

If you're leaking super-secret government documents, don't tell homeless hacker Adrian Lamo ...

Blackwater (a/k/a Xe) plans to open retail stores ...

Major League Baseball looks to sue annoying on-line commenters ...

Microsoft discovers that bribing people to use its search engine didn't work ...

Baseball and gambling star Pete Rose used a corked bat ...

Judge bans allegedly corrupt former Governor Rod Blagojevich (D-Illinois) from tweeting in the courtroom ...

British Petroleum has a history of flaunting environmental safety regulations ...

Lindsay Lohan's alcohol-monitoring bracelet sounds off ...

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-New York) calls for US State Department to investigate al-Qaeda ties to Gaza flotilla ...

Gary Coleman leaves bittersweet instructions for funeral ...

You can live in the apartment President Obama lived in when he was a nobody, for $1900 per month ...

Justin Long and Mike White want to make homosexuals marry ...

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd branded Chinese "rat-f*ckers" at summit ...

Afghanistan war now the longest in American history ...

Chris Brown is denied entry to United Kingdom over his beating of Rihanna ...

FBI gave $25K to Natalee Holloway's alleged killer ...

Kelly Osbourne flees shit-flooded home ...

Rig workers say British Petroleum ordered unprecedented safety shortcuts before explosion, and BP asks Twitter parody to declare that it's not real, as oil from gusher reaches beaches in Alabama, Florida ...

Bally Total Fitness is accused of bilking customers with bogus "past due" billing scheme ...

Richard Feynman advises Stephen Wolfram: "Find a way to do your research with as little contact with non-technical people as possible, with one exception, fall madly in love!" ...

Stephen Hawking says science will defeat religion ...

Bernard Goldberg says Jewish reporters shouldn't be covering Israel for any news organization ...

Blackwater (a/k/a Xe) is for sale ...

Coolio gets a misspelled tattoo ...

Mr Potato Head honors Elvis Presley with collectible figure ...

Are you ready for a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler’s love life? ...

Mexican President Felipe Calderón demands an investigation after US Border Patrol shoots and kills 14-year-old on Mexican side of the border ...

Larry King’s wife recovering after apparent drug overdose ...

Suze Orman is recovering after emergency appendectomy ...

Goat spears Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-New York), draws blood ...

Shia LaBeouf swipes paparazzo's camera ...

British Petroleum and government keep blocking reporters and local officials from access, and nobody can say with certainty how much oil is spewing from crippled rig — but it's plenty more than BP has acknowledged ...

James Franco's mom will play his mom on General Hospital ...

AT&T bug exposes e-mail addresses of iPad owners ...

No, Russell Crowe didn't fall off a mountain to his death ...

White House denies President Obama was in "Whoomp" video ...

SpongeBob SquarePants sorta saves a kid's life ...

Anna Nicole Smith's life leftovers go to the highest bidder ...

Goldman Sachs is not guilty of at least one thing ...

Gary Coleman just can't rest in peace ...

University of Southern California forfeits 2005 national championship season over payments to Reggie Bush ...

"Spilled drink" set off Lindsay Lohan's alcohol bracelet ...

Evidence of suicide attempt in Larry King's wife's drug overdose ...

Cops called after Jodie Foster's confrontation with paparazzo ...

January Jones blames paparazzi for hit-and-run wreck, and called Bobby Flay afterwords ...

Did US CIA doctors perform torture research on Guantanamo prisoners? ...

Locals devise their own contraptions for protection from BP's Gulf gusher, as President Obama invites company execs to a meeting at the White House next Wednesday ...

Judge tells former Governor Rod Blagojevich (D-Illinois) to sit still and shut up ...

Fox's Glenn Beck warns that the Obama administration seeks to eliminate ten percent of the US population, "because that's what anarchists, Marxists, communists, revolutionaries, Maoists do" ...

Pamela Anderson is booked for pantomime in Liverpool ...

Looks like America is ready to buy Jaden Smith as a movie star ...

In BP's emergency plan, they get rapid-response equipment for oil gusher from Japanese home shopping site, and fix every leak within one day ...

Pentagon investigators race to find Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange before classified cables go on-line ...

Sarah Palin's boobs are real, get over it ...

O. J. Simpson's lawyer seeks new trial over 2007 hotel room heist ...

Kareena Kapoor goes under the knife for "masculine" jaw ...

Japan uses bribes of cash and hookers to gain international support for whale hunts ...

Pia Zadora's husband claims echolalia, anxiety impair their son's "reality-based functioning" ...

Ludwig Wittgenstein's family was unhappy in its own way ...