White House Energy Wonk Carol M. Browner says BP's Gulf of Mexico gusher could be unstoppable until August ...

Uma Thurman helps break up $30M Ponzi scheme? ...

Miley Cyrus doesn't like musicals, doesn't "get" Glee ...

Pamela Anderson is sued over alleged unpaid bills for her website ...

Kristin Cavallari says she's writing a "shocking" tell-all book ...

Willie Garson "can't gush enough" about fatherhood ...

Al Gore and Tipper Gore are separating ...

Gazillionare Arthur J. Samberg pays $28M to buy his way out of federal prosecution ...

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson says she was drinking at time of video sting ...

British Petroleum again claims gusher is less severe than experts say ...

German President Horst Köhler quits after suggesting that military deployments could be necessary to defend German interests ...

Roger Ebert embarks on daily quest for frissons ...

Sunny Deol says no to Bollywood remakes ...

Ted Koppel's son apparently drinks himself to death ...

TMZ says Charlie Sheen will serve a short jail term for assault ...

British Petroleum hires Dick Cheney’s former press secretary to quell PR disaster; feds call moviemaker James Cameron for bright ideas; hospitalized Louisiana shrimper goes to court to force BP to provide protective gear for emergency workers ...

Forest Lawn Memorial Park cracks down on loitering Michael Jackson mourners ...

Jorge Garcia's chihuahua is killed by a car ...

Google dumps Microsoft Windows because of security holes ...

Hewlett-Packard explains why printer ink is so darn expensive ...

Billionaire Steve Wynn doesn't want to bury anyone in the desert ...

Reporter tricked M.I.A. with trojan truffle fry ...

SEC mulls barring Steven Rattner from securities industry ...

Gary Coleman's wife freaked out in emergency, delayed giving him aid ...

Remember that guy they thought might have killed Natalee Holloway? Now they think he's killed someone else ...

British Petroleum says the underwater oil plumes don't exist, and blames clean-up workers' illness on food poisoning ...

Cocaine users reportedly experience flesh rot ...

Cameron Diaz’s Fountain of Youth secret: "Lots of sex" ...

Al-Qaeda's fourth in command gets a promotion ...

The Hurt Locker producers demand names of thousands of illegal downloaders, prep lawsuit ...

Republican-led Kentucky State Senate rebukes Rand Paul on civil rights ...

Japanese Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama quits ...

Betty White is the last surviving Golden Girl ...

Catalonia catches Bilderberg fever ...

Legendary UCLA basketball coach John Wooden is hospitalized in grave condition ...

British Petroleum's Gulf gusher could continue til Christmas, as feds reject underwater nuke and BP rejects help from James Cameron ...

Pastor Ted Haggard opens new church after gay sex scandal ...

Ford Motors dismantles the Mercury nameplate ...

Ken Griffey, Jr. hangs up his cleats ...

AT&T responds to customer's complaint with legal threat ...

Former US President George W. Bush stands behind waterboarding of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, says he'd "do it again to save lives" ...

Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska) says oily Gulf is "not an environmental disaster" ...

Jerry Seinfeld is going to direct a play about something ...

Dustin Hoffman smooches Jason Bateman on the Jumbotron! ...

Chace Crawford is arrested for possession of marijuana ...

Todd Bridges holds up Gary Coleman's funeral amid family feud ...

President Obama very calmly explains how furious he is over uncontrollable BP oil gusher in Gulf ...

David Carradine died of autoerotic asphyxiation, but his widow is suing film company for wrongful death ...

Malek must see all statistic ...

Aid ship named for Rachel Corrie seized off Gaza ...

Harassment case collapses as Keira Knightley is a courtroom no-show ...

Financial empire of painter Thomas Kinkade is crumbling ...

Physicist Michio Kaku says BP's Gulf gusher could spew oil unchecked for years, but hey, BP is spending $50M on a "we're sorry" ad campaign ...

Lick your lips, Texas, you're getting an In-N-Out Burger ...

Osama bin Laden gets a boarding pass on British Airways ...

Kellogg is ordered, again, to stop claiming its sugary cereals are good for you ...

Nanny loses discrimination case against Heather Mills ...

E. M. Forster's embrace of gayness obviated his literary aspirations ...