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Week of 8 March 2010
8 March 2010
Miley Cyrus says she and her boyfriend are "deeper than normal people" ...
Karl Rove was once beaten up by a girl ...
Relapse of "miracle" healing might jeopardize sainthood for Pope John Paul II ...
Iceland to international banking community: Bite me ...
Tom Cruise is slightly injured in motorcycle wreck ...
Brooke Burke is the new co-host of Dancing with the Stars ...
Israeli spy David Kimche dies from brain cancer at his home in Ramat Hasharon, Israel ...
9 March 2010
Pope Benedict XVI's brother linked to new claims of child abuse by Catholic clergy ...
Lil' Wayne starts a year at Rikers Island ...
Judge won't toss lawsuit accusing US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld of approving torture ...
Sports writer says Allen Iverson has a problem with booze and gambling ...
Bob Geldof disputes report that LiveAid funds were diverted to warfare ...
Convicted serial killer won on The Dating Game ...
10 March 2010
DMX is back behind bars after alleged probation violation ...
Andy Richter says he's calmed down about Jay Leno's return ...
Rush Limbaugh says he'll move to Costa Rica if Obama's health insurance reform passes ...
David Letterman's blackmailer pleads guilty, gets six months ...
Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade over ad's "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay ...
Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences apologizes for forgetting that Farrah Fawcett was in a few movies ...
Actor Corey Haim dies from complications of pneumonia at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California ...
11 March 2010
Sharon Osbourne smears whipped cream and chocolate sauce on Ozzy's genitals to keep their marriage "spicy" ...
US Supreme Court will decide whether nutballs like Fred Phelps get the First Amendment right to be annoying as hell ...
Lawsuit seeks to stop Goldman Sachs from putting almost half the company's revenue into executive compensation ...
Foreign press is titillated by French First Lady Carla Bruni's bra-less gown ...
Glenn Beck urges Christians to quit their churches ...
Carlos Slim Helu is once again the richest of the rich ...
Football Hall-of-Famer, actor, and sports commentator Merlin Olsen dies from mesothelioma at a hospital in Duarte, California ...
Longtime CEO of Lloyds Bank Group, Brian Pitman dies of a heart attack ...
12 March 2010
Wife of Congressman John Conyers (D-Michigan) screams as she's sentenced to three years in prison for bribery ...
Richard Belzer denies assaulting employee in Apple store ...
Judge says Congress can't strip ACORN's funding as punishment for bad publicity ...
Wife of Senator Harry Reid (D-Nevada) suffers broken neck in auto wreck ...
Federal Reserve Bank of New York under Timothy F. Geithner is implicated in Lehman Brothers accounting fraud ...
Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer to polish his image ...
Is it worth $39.50 to see Conan O'Brien on stage? ...
Spanish novelist Miguel Delibes dies at his home in Valladolid, Spain, after a long battle with colon cancer ...
13 March 2010
Chris Brown begs fans to "keep me relevant" ...
Katherine Heigl wants out of Grey's Anatomy ...
Jessica Simpson doesn't brush her teeth ...
Philip K. Dick reacts to seeing Blade Runner ...
Henry Kissinger hospitalized with stomach pains ...
14 March 2010
Cancer-stricken employee of the year is fired at Wal-Mart because he's smoking medical marijuana ...
Kendra Wilkinson wants to make a cast of her boobs ...
Senator Mike Johanns (R-Nebraska) proposes banning Japanese cars in America ...
Mission Impossible star Peter Graves is found dead at his Los Angeles home from an apparent heart attack ...