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Week of 1 February 2010
1 February 2010
Anne Frank's Diary is a little too frank for Virginia school officials ...
Pope John Paul II was apparently into some kinky sh*t ...
J. D. Salinger's widow thanks townsfolk for protecting their privacy ...
Liz Cheney wants to remind you to be afraid, thank you ...
Tila Tequila says she's adopting two children from quake-ravaged Haiti ...
2 February 2010
Megan Mullally can't believe it's not butter ...
Herschel Walker wins Mixed Martial Arts debut ...
Bill Watterson, creator of 'Calvin and Hobbes', looks back with no regrets ...
Rev Joseph Lowery is hospitalized in Atlanta ...
"On December 8, 1980 I shot and killed John Lennon" ...
3 February 2010
Etta James is hospitalized in California ...
Leif Garrett is arrested for drug possession on L.A. transit ...
MacGyver creators send cease-and-desist letter to producers of MacGruber film ...
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) says critics of health care reform will be denied health care ...
Johnny Depp plans another homage to Keith Richards ...
Orly Taitz considers running for office in California ...
Sarah Palin uses her PAC to buy her book ...
Goldman Sachs considers reducing $100M bonus for Lloyd C. Blankfein ...
Basketball Hall-of-Famer Dick McGuire dies at Huntington Hospital in Huntington, New York ...
Days of Our Lives actress Frances Reid dies in Los Angeles, aged 95 ...
4 February 2010
God wants Lil' Wayne in prison ...
British science journal The Lancet retracts "flawed", "dishonest and unethical" study that linked MMR vaccine to autism ...
AC/DC's Brian Johnson critiques the charity work of Bob Geldof ...
Wacky scientists want to have their way with Leonardo Da Vinci ...
Harlem Globetrotters play hoops on ice ...
Pro Football Hall-of-Famer Bill Dudley dies in Lynchburg, Virginia ...
5 February 2010
Charlie Sheen's vehicle reported stolen, found crashed in ravine near his home ...
Bank of America CEO Kenneth D. Lewis says if he's going down, former US Secretary of the Treasury Henry M. Paulson and US Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke are going down with him ...
Tiger Woods reportedly checks out of sex rehab — with his wife ...
Like a good neighbor, State Farm cancels 125,000 home insurance policies because Florida regulators wouldn't allow a 47% rate hike ...
Wanda Sykes blasts NBC’s "Black History" menu of fried chicken and collard greens ...
Miranda Kerr speaks out for embarrassed bank broker ...
Football legend Michael Irvin is accused of rape in Florida ...
English actor Ian Carmichael dies at his home in Esk Valley, North Yorkshire, England, having fallen ill around Christmas ...
Media businessman and former US Congressman Cecil Heftel dies following an illness in San Diego, California ...
6 February 2010
Google cuddles up cozy with the US National Security Agency ...
Microsoft exec calls for "driver's license for the internet" ...
Wayne Newton abandons airplane, ignores storage fees ...
Go Greyhound, and get treated like sh*t ...
7 February 2010
Judge finds Men at Work's "Down Under' flute riff plagiarized from nursery rhyme ...
Warren Sapp is arrested for domestic assault ...
It's a little late, but let's dissect the lies Jay Leno told Oprah Winfrey ...