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Week of 21 December 2009
21 December 2009
Police and coroner investigate sudden death of Brittany Murphy ...
Chuck Norris says if Virgin Mary had access to Obamacare she might've aborted Jesus Christ ...
Jon Bon Jovi's son is rushed to hospital through snowstorm ...
Google loses French court case over book search ...
James Cameron is again crowned King of the World ...
Sarah Palin's "death panel" wins Lie of the Year ...
Biochemist and Nobel laureate Edwin G. Krebs dies from progressive heart failure at a care facility in Seattle, Washington ...
22 December 2009
Amy Winehouse kicks manager in the crotch ...
Tom Cruise is sued by guy who previously backed down on gay allegations ...
Architect Frank Gehry says his buildings don't leak ...
Michael Jackson's Captain Eo is bound back to Disneyland ...
Brooke Astor's son is sentenced to prison for fleecing mother out of estate ...
Brittany Murphy's bedstand contained alarming amounts of prescription meds, says coroner ...
23 December 2009
Peaches Geldof says she's sorry for Tweeting death rumors about Miley Cyrus ...
T. I. gets out of prison ...
Randy Quaid and wife plead not guilty to fraud ...
Danny Glover says he sees no difference between Barack Obama and George W. Bush ...
Will Ferrell makes cameo in couple's wedding announcement ...
Sandra Bernhard owns a shrunken head ...
Catholic theologian Edward Schillebeeckx dies from an illness at Nijmegen in the Netherlands, aged 95 ...
24 December 2009
Los Alamos National Laboratory accidentally blows up building ...
Glenn Beck has "raised the stupid bar and now it's nearly inapproachable", says Stephen Colbert ...
Vanessa Anne Hudgens sues over those delightfully hairy nude photos ...
Teresa Heinz is in treatment for breast cancer ...
Tori Amos says she'll run for president if Sarah Palin does ...
25 December 2009
Pope Benedict XVI is toppled at Christmas Eve mass ...
Mary J. Blige punches her husband in the head ...
Recording industry hopes to squeeze money from corpse of Brittany Murphy ...
Wheelchair-bound singer/songwriter Vic Chesnutt commits suicide with an overdose of prescription muscle relaxants, dying after a brief coma in Athens, GA, aged 45 ...
26 December 2009
Charlie Sheen spends Christmas in jail on domestic abuse charges ...
AIG CEO Robert H. Benmosche brags about his large penis ...
Credit Suisse pays $536M fine for violating US sanctions to do business with Iran ...
General Electric goes after doctor who spots possible connection between deaths and GE drug ...
Gene Simmons is sued for assault ...
Fire kills two children of millionaires Irving W. Bailey and Catherine Todd Bailey ...
English Labour politician David Taylor dies from a heart attack while out for a walk, in Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire, England ...
South African poet Dennis Brutus dies from prostate cancer at his home in Cape Town, South Africa ...
27 December 2009
Los Angeles Lakers' Ron Artest is injured in fall at home ...
Ivana Trump is removed by cops from New York-bound plane ...
Jon Gosselin gets burglarized for Christmas ...