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Week of 22 June 2009
22 June 2009
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger tweets bravely after emergency landing ...
Shahrukh Khan says he didn't compare Prophet Muhammad to Adolf Hitler ...
Scrubs undergoes surgery as Zach Braff leaves ...
Larry Flynt is rushed to emergency room ...
You still can't buy a vibrator in Alabama ...
ASCAP wants to be paid when your phone rings ...
Rep Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) proposes 25-year prison terms for first-time pot sellers ...
Belgian politician Karel Van Miert dies after a fall from a ladder, at his home in Beersel, Belgium ...
23 June 2009
Chris Brown gets probation for beating the hell out of Rihanna ...
Shia LaBeouf says he's not having sex with his mother ...
Farrah Fawcett is back in the hospital, and Ryan O'Neal says they'll marry if her health permits ...
MTV will air body-image reality show starring Jessica Simpson ...
Thomas Kinkade, painter of crap, must pay $2.1 million to former gallery owners ...
Stephen Baldwin quit I'm a Celebrity over insect bites ...
Perez Hilton says he was assaulted by Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am ...
Michael Bay wants to make a movie without explosions ...
Children of The Daily Show eclipsing Saturday Night Live alumni ...
Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon dies at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles of a combination of pneumonia and other ailments ...
25 June 2009
Singer for 60s garage rock band The Seeds, Sky Saxon dies of an undiagnosed internal infection ...
Controversial pop singer Michael Jackson dies of a cardiac arrest at a rented mansion in the Holmby Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles ...
Charlie's Angels actress Farrah Fawcett dies from anal cancer at a Santa Monica hospital ...
26 June 2009
The late Michael Jackson passed '09 physical for tour insurance ...
Bernard L. Madoff's lawyer seeks 12 year sentence for swindler ...
Siemens and Nokia deny helping Iran eavesdrop ...
Ray Bradbury to Yahoo: "To hell with the Internet!" ...
John Abraham is left hanging by President Obama ...
Drug Enforcement Administration seizes 101 tons of harmless poppy seeds in Afghanistan ...
There's more to Senator John Ensign's (R-Nevada) affair than merely an affair ...
27 June 2009
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje wants to find his way back to Lost ...
St. Petersburg Times lays a serious smack-down on Scientology ...
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is arrested after airport brawl ...
Wife of Congressman John Conyers (D-Michigan) pleads guilty to bribery charges ...
US Supreme Court says maybe schools can strip search 14-year-olds for marijuana, but not for Advil ...
UnitedHealth Group goofs, overcharges patients by billions of dollars, then pays $350M to settle everything ...
Walter Cronkite on his deathbed ...
Actress Gale Storm dies at a convalescent hospital in Danville, California ...
28 June 2009
David Prowse finds your lack of cancer awareness disturbing ...
Who knew that Michael Jackson wrote "Do the Bartman" for The Simpsons? ...
Coolio pleads guilty to drug charges, heads to rehab ...
Burger King uses bl*wjob imagery to sell sandwiches ...
At 77, Casey Kasem quits counting down the hits ...
Golfer Vijay Singh offers bail for accused swindler R. Allen Stanford ...
Taiwan decriminalizes prostitution ...
Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays is found dead at his Odessa, Florida home ...
Former Ball Corporation CEO John W. Fisher dies from leukemia ...
Comic impressionist Fred Travalena dies from lymphoma at his home in Encino, California ...