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Week of 27 April 2009
27 April 2009
Gillian Anderson
joins the cast
of
Doctor Who
...
Security whiz
Bruce Schneier
tests
Twitter for its efficiency
in spreading lies ...
US Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton
pledges to
keep troops
in
Iraq
if violence escalates ...
Snoop Dogg
's civil beating
trial begins
...
Jamie Lynn Spears
'
baby-daddy is
hostitalized
after a car wreck ...
Obama
administration has
another deployment
for
US National Guard
...
Sophie Dahl
speaks out against
unhealthy weight standards
for women ...
Zac Efron
has a hot date in
Berlin
–
his mom
...
The
modern world collides
with the Renaissance in
J. G. Ballard
's last short story ...
Live Nation
CEO gets a
$550K raise
for a terrible year ...
Lane Garrison
agrees to
payout to victim's family
...
Randi Rhodes
returns to radio
...
28 April 2009
'Suicidal'
Jayson Williams
tasered and
taken to psych ward
...
Burglars
flee when they realize
woman they've tied up is married to
Dolph Lundgren
...
General Motors
will
kill Pontiac, Hummer, Saab, Saturn,
close thousand of dealerships, lay of another 21,000+ ...
Average pay at
Goldman Sachs
this year:
$569,220
...
Linda Evans
wins
all-celebrity
Hell's Kitchen
in England ...
Terrence Howard
rips
Marvel
over being
dropped from
Iron Man
sequel ...
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
is
banned
in
Thailand
...
Courtney Love
says
Pamela Anderson
lives in a trailer park
...
California
sues
Wells Fargo Bank
over
alleged investment fraud
...
29 April 2009
Prince
opens up about
his early epilepsy
...
Michael Douglas
and
Oliver Stone
head back
to
Wall Street
...
Lane Garrison
makes legal
prison break
...
James Gandolfini
goes
Sopranos
on paparazzi
...
Mandy Moore
seeks
hypnosis help
for gig ...
Senator
Arlen Specter
(R-Pennsylvania)
drops the R and goes D
...
Teabaggers
have a mouthful for
Janeane Garofalo
...
Florida
Senate approves
Christ
on a cross license plates
...
US Supreme Court
backs shitty
Federal Communications Commission
broadcast policy on
"fleeting expletives"
...
Mel Gibson
debuts new
lover on red carpet
...
30 April 2009
Joe Jonas
finds
Taylor Swift
's break-up anthem
"flattering"
...
Spain
moves forward with
torture charges
against six former
Bush
-
Cheney
officials ...
Lauren Conrad
leaves
The Hills
...
Time Warner
comes
closer to shedding
AOL
...
Prosecutors say
Brooke Astor
's son
stole $50M
from elderly mother ...
Goldman Sachs
boosts
risk-taking on Wall Street
...
US Justice Department
probes
Google
over
book search function
...
Matthew McConaughey
really likes
his 'Matthew-ness'
...
Al Roker
gets
his own show
on the Weather Channel ...
Economist
Raymond J. Saulnier
dies in Chestertown, Maryland, aged 100 ...
1 May 2009
Kevin Smith
talks about
working with
Jon Peters
on the
Superman
reboot ...
Chris Brown
's attorney
hopes to have charges dismissed
in beating of
Rihanna
...
Rep
Virginia Foxx
(R-North Carolina) says murder of gay icon
Matthew Shepard
was
"a hoax"
...
ABC
-
Disney
buys into Hulu
...
Top Gun
's
Kelly McGillis
says she's
been a lesbian since she was 12
...
Chrysler
files bankruptcy,
hopes to emerge as
Chrysler-Fiat
...
Vice President
Joseph Biden
attempts to calm public by
freaking everyone out
...
John Edwards
'
affair made
Elizabeth Edwards
sick to her stomach
...
Bank of America
dumps
Kenneth D. Lewis
as Chairman, but
keeps him as CEO
...
Tyra Banks
testifies in
stalking trial
...
Queen Beatrix I
escapes 'attack' as
car slams into
festival goers ...
Film director
Marc Rocco
dies in his sleep, Los Angeles ...
2 May 2009
Andy Samberg
says he funded
early shorts with
misplaced money ...
Jay Leno
reveals
mystery ailment: exhaustion
...
Wolverine
gets slashed
...
DMX
is
ordered to pay
in assault case ...
Amy Winehouse
is
hospitalized again
...
US Supreme Court Justice
David Souter
announces
his retirement
...
Paula Abdul
dishes on being
punked by
Sacha Baron Cohen
...
Robert Pattinson
stars
in upcoming movie
as
Salvador Dali
boinking
Federico García Lorca
...
Dorm resident gets
Condoleezza Rice
riled up
over waterboarding
...
Brigitte Bardot
chastises Egyptian government for
'cowardly' pig cull
...
Joanna Lumley
celebrates
Gurkha victory
...
American politician and football player
Jack Kemp
dies from cancer at his home in Bethesda, Maryland ...
Feminist author
Marilyn French
dies from heart failure at a hospital in Manhattan ...
3 May 2009
Andy Garcia
stares at
his daughter's boobs
...
Wisconsin
cop wins
doughnut eating world title
for third time ...
Fordham University
law students
find out about
US Supreme Court Justice
Antonin Scalia
...
Pete Seeger
turn-turn-turns 90
years old ...
Cloris Leachman
sells her
clothes, at reasonable prices
...
Carrie Fisher
's
Drinking
is
Broadway-bound
...
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
settles up
with ex-producer ...
Waitresses file
sexual harassment lawsuit
against
Cindy Crawford
's hubby ...
Following in
Fox
's footsteps,
Disney
will
strip extras from rental DVDs
...
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