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Week of 11 August 2008
11 August 2008
Paul Newman leaves hospital, plans to die at home ...
Gerald Ford kept the FBI informed on internal deliberations of the Warren Commission ...
Buzz Aldrin denies that houseflies accompanied Apollo 11 astronauts to the moon ...
OMG, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get matching tats and luggage and pillows and everything while her kid sister auditions for porn director ...
12 August 2008
No updates today, thanks to an all-day all-night service outage by Charter Communications. ...
13 August 2008
Kelly Rowland racks up enormous booze bill during 10-hour bender with Bono ...
Bruce Springsteen answers critics who say his anti-war album is unpatriotic ...
Tori Spelling quits new Beverly Hills, 90210 ...
CVS Caremark swallows Longs Drugs ...
Mathematician Henri Cartan dies in Paris, aged 104 ...
British MP for Glenrothes, John MacDougall, dies in Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland from mesothelioma ...
14 August 2008
Richard O'Brien says he has nothing to do with any remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show ...
Lil' Wayne must pay for bling, but his daughter isn't dead ...
It's Mueslix and a shot of prune juice for Patrick Duffy and Larry Hagman in Dallas ...
Jennifer Lopez sees a TV sit-com in her movie Maid in Manhattan ...
Adam West is 80 and wants to compete on Dancing with the Stars ...
Publisher beats back heirs for rights to John Steinbeck books ...
15 August 2008
Christian Bale won't be charged in alleged assault on mother and sister ...
Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret of life ...
Peter Pan and Snow White are arrested at Disneyland ...
John Edwards' $14,000 payment to mistress looks fishy despite explanation ...
America's Next Top Model gets its first transgendered contestant ...
Netflix users suffering longest outage ever ...
Donald Trump is buying Ed McMahon's home out of foreclosure and will lease it back to McMahon ...
DMX is arrested, attorney says home is in foreclosure ...
Hair samples in anthrax case don't match dead anthrax expert Bruce Ivins ...
Jackson Browne sues John McCain ...
Per Deborah Jeane Palfrey's instructions in the case of suicide, her attorney sues for release of documents ...
16 August 2008
Bob Saget feels bad about jokes dissing Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen ...
Hugo Chavez's ex-wife running as opposition mayor of Venezuelan city ...
Wal-Mart shopper is ticketed for using f-word ...
Bill Murray tries skydiving ...
Netflix resumes DVD shipments after 3-day glitch ...
Miami fights to shutter house where online porn is filmed ...
17 August 2008
Katy Perry's mother prays every time she hears that "shameful and disgusting" song ...
Kate Moss claims she snogged Frank Sinatra ...
Wedding bells for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi ...
Bernie Mac "never lost his soul" ...
Adam Sandler's Zohan gets messed with in Arab cinemas ...
RIAA is ordered to pay $107,951 for court costs in failed suit against disabled single mom ...