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Week of 14 January 2008
14 January 2008
Bjork reportedly beats up photographer ...
Taxpayers foot the bill for Bank of America's $4B buyout of Countrywide ...
Shirley Jones joins Days of Our Lives ...
US intelligence czar Mike McConnell says waterboarding would be torture if anyone did it to him ...
15 January 2008
Hospital lied to us, says Dennis Quaid ...
Intelligence Czar Mike McConnell wants access to any email or web search ...
Courtney Love wants Ryan Gosling to play Kurt Cobain ...
Last week's Iranian speedboat threat that had President Bush so worried was probably a hoax ...
LeBron James is clocked at 101 mph ...
Ford Motors says Mustang owners are pirates if they distribute pictures of their own cars ...
Playboy Brandon Davis is detained for having too much money ...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wins release of kidnapped Colombian women ...
Gary Collins checks into private jail ...
MySpace agrees to anti-predator measures ...
Former child star Brad Renfro dies of a heroin overdose in Los Angeles, age 25 ...
16 January 2008
Oprah Winfrey gets her own television network ...
Emergency appendectomy for Zac Efron ...
Mike Huckabee wants to "change the Constitution" to bring it in line with God ...
Writers Guild of America strike could shut down Grammy Awards too ...
Woman says Pacman Jones slugged her at strip club ...
Merrill Lynch gets multi-billion dollar infusion of foreign cash ...
Gwyneth Paltrow checks in and out of hospital ...
Citigroup announces $10B fourth-quarter loss ...
17 January 2008
Johnny Depp gives a $2M thank you to hospital that saved daughter's life ...
David Spade gets paternity notice ...
Eddie Murphy not so married after all ...
Angry judge doubles O.J. Simpson's bail ...
Former Congressman Mark D. Siljander is charged in terrorism case ...
Randy Moss denies woman's allegation of battery ...
Drug Enforcement Administration agents sue over American Gangster ...
Character actor Allan Melvin dies from cancer in Brentwood, California ...
18 January 2008
Scientology goes after website for posting Tom Cruise's amusing testimonial ...
Bud Selig isn't finished booting baseball yet ...
Microsoft's newly-patented technology will monitor everything you do ...
Four paparazzi are arrested in Britney Spears pursuit ...
Lindsay Lohan is sentenced to work in a morgue ...
Ike Turner's death is ruled an accidental cocaine overdose ...
Stephen Colbert's portrait is hung at the Smithsonian Institution ...
David Faustino gets pot charges dropped in exchange for "drug treatment" ...
Merv Griffin rests in peace with a sense of humor ...
Is it Auld Lang Syne for Guy Lombardo museum? ...
Judge wants to know more about Foxy Brown's ear ...
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Chess grandmaster Bobby Fischer dies in Reykjavik, Iceland ...
Broadway actress Lois Nettleton dies of lung cancer ...
19 January 2008
Psychology Board investigates complaint against Dr. Phil ...
Associated Press prepares Britney Spears' obituary, just in case ...
Ian McKellen pens a sweet farewell to Brad Renfro ...
Beyonce Knowles and Foo Fighters say they'll cross picket line for Grammy Awards ...
Scarlett Johansson will entertain US troops in the Gulf ...
Herschel Walker says he has multiple personalities ...
Amy Winehouse stands by her man ...
Actress Suzanne Pleshette dies in Los Angeles ...
Former Mayor of Chicago Eugene Sawyer dies ...
20 January 2008
Nigerian militants want George Clooney to stop by ...
Sacha Baron Cohen wins again in court ...
Four witnesses say Diddy did it ...
Zac Efron gets schooled by Orson Welles ...
Utah billionaire James LeVoy Sorenson dies in Salt Lake City ...
Former university chancellor Albert H. Bowker dies at his home in Portola Valley, California ...