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Week of 12 November 2007
12 November 2007
Paparazzo bottom-dwellers face subpoena over video of red light run by Britney Spears ...
Prince threatens to sue his fans over online images ...
Rock wife Pattie Boyd still looks "Wonderful Tonight" ...
Spanish King Juan Carlos to Hugo Chavez: "Why don't you shut up?" ...
Patrick Stewart is home from Hollywood ...
Writer Ira Levin dies in Manhattan from a heart attack at age 78 ...
13 November 2007
Kanye West's mother dies after plastic surgery ...
Columbus Short accidentally wishes death for Britney Spears ...
Paris Hilton knows what time it is ...
How to share your faith using Hannah Montana ...
Jackie Chan invites you to enjoy a cup of coffee ...
Tom Cruise lives the simple life ...
Google's web indexing architecture targeted by patent lawsuit ...
14 November 2007
Britney Spears taught Heidi Klum how to use a diaper ...
Alicia Keys' MySpace page is hacked and dangerous ...
Sandra Day O'Connor's husband has a new girlfriend ...
Paris Hilton urges end to binge-drinking elephants ...
Washington Post critic says he's awfully sorry about calling Marion Barry a crack addict ...
Lindsay Lohan does community service with American Red Cross ...
Boy George is charged with false imprisonment ...
Stephen Colbert finishes in three-way tie for Virginia Soil and Water Board ...
Yahoo reaches out of court settlement with journalists ratted out to Chinese government ...
Nelson Peltz has a hankering for Wendy's ...
Tom Cruise's first flick a flop as studio head at United Artists ...
Mystery $100M donation lifts Erie, PA ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger steps into writers' strike fray ...
John Stamos meets a stalker in-flight ...
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15 November 2007
Matt Damon? Yeah, baby. ...
If The Daily Show was on the air, how would they cover the writer's strike? ...
Renée Zellweger says she's proud she's kept her sanity ...
Judith Regan sues Rupert Murdoch's News Corp, says she was smeared, ordered to protect Rudy Giuliani ...
Judge says government can snatch Ken Lay's estate ...
Marie Osmond's teenaged son checks into rehab ...
Paris Hilton's former business partner is charged with rape ...
Family Guy will reportedly produce scab episodes without striking Seth MacFarlane ...
Gene Simmons says college kids killed music biz ...
16 November 2007
Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen make a porno ...
Barry Bonds is indicted on perjury, obstruction charges ...
Lindsay Lohan is freed after 84 minutes in jail ...
David Letterman's Worldwide Pants will pay strikebound staff through end of year ...
Sarah Michelle Gellar would like to be known as Mrs Prinze ...
Japanese arrest warrant issued for Hayden Panettiere ...
Julia Roberts is disgusted by "grotesque circus sideshow" ...
Dan Rather's lawsuit should be dismissed, says CBS ...
Britney Spears' secret liposuction exposed ...
Christopher Hitchens describes his recent teeth whitening, "crack, back and sack" waxing ...
17 November 2007
Britney Spears is ordered not to drive with kids, after multiple driving debacles ...
George Clooney hands over cash to actors hit by the writers strike ...
Chiquita Brands is sued over support for terrorists in Colombia ...
Katie Couric mocks Dan Rather ...
Heart infection sidelines Wayne Newton ...
Former Governor of South Carolina Robert E. McNair dies from brain cancer in Charleston, South Carolina ...
18 November 2007
Nancy Grace wants your prayers ...
Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock stage benefit performances for backstage workers ...
Gemma Atkinson in balcony romp ...
Rutger Hauer says the new improved Blade Runner is "a more grown up film" ...