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Week of 22 October 2007
22 October 2007
Kid Rock is charged after alleged brawl at Waffle House ...
Jerry Hall will tell all about life with Mick Jagger ...
Clarence Thomas says affirmative action made his Yale degree worth 15¢ ...
Donald Trump can't get any A, B, or C list celebrities for his Celebrity Apprentice ...
Nicole Kidman piles on the kilograms for new movie role ...
James Lipton reminisces: was French pimp during wastrel youth ...
23 October 2007
Marie Osmond goes down on Dancing with the Stars ...
Doris Lessing says September 11 attacks weren't so bad ...
Hillary Clinton shares inside information with Matt Drudge ...
David Copperfield's magic shows disappear after FBI search ...
Homeland Security Dept eyes abandoned insane asylum as its new headquarters ...
Larry David's fictional wife leaves him, too ...
Microsoft finally folds in European antitrust case ...
Fisk University wants to cash in on Georgia O'Keeffe ...
Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa wants a military base in Miami, since the US has one in Ecuador ...
Malaysian casino gaming billionaire Goh Tong Lim dies at age 90 ...
24 October 2007
Oral Roberts won't let the devil steal Oral Roberts University ...
Boos for Paris Hilton ...
Halle Berry says she sorry for Jewish 'nose' joke ...
Foxy Brown is stashed in punitive segregation ...
Robert Goulet waits in line for a lung ...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie team up for a new HBO show ...
Puff Daddy gets served ...
25 October 2007
Garrison Keillor's stalker gets a prairie home restraining order ...
Britney Spears' parents have 'emergency crisis talks' with Kevin Federline ...
Gary Collins is arrested for alleged drunk driving ...
David Beckham is declared the manliest man alive ...
Maria Shriver leaves NBC, says TV journalism has "changed" ...
Vincent Margera says molestation of 14-year-old and two twelve-year-olds was just part of his act ...
Verizon says it'll stop lying about "unlimited" internet access ...
Michael Douglas' son faces cocaine charges ...
Bjorn Borg says his life is perfect ...
26 October 2007
New felony charges against O.J. Simpson ...
Daniel Dae Kim is the fourth cast member from Lost to pick up a DWI ...
This gentleman says he had an odd sexual encounter with Larry Craig ...
Jim Belushi is sued over a used SUV ...
Paris Hilton's charity mission to Rwanda is postponed ...
The Sex Pistols warm up in L.A. for British tour ...
Hit and run charges dropped against Britney Spears ...
Joseph Ejercito Estrada gets a pardon and leaves prison ...
Even ten years after her death, media still milks Lady Diana ...
Nobel laureate Arthur Kornberg dies from respiratory failure at Stanford Hospital ...
27 October 2007
Britney Spears' mother is writing a how-to book on good parenting, while Lindsay Lohan's mom hopes to "set the record straight" with her own reality show ...
Nobel Prizewinner James Watson retires after racist remark ...
Paris Hilton demands porn store remove One Night in Paris posters ...
Porter Wagoner heads for hospice with lung cancer ...
Fred Phelps' phony church is sued by grieving father of dead Marine ...
Vice President Dick Cheney sleeps through emergency meeting on California wildfires ...
J. J. Abrams' new Star Trek movie looks better and better ...
Owen Wilson's lawn mower ride to recovery ...
FEMA stages phony press conference as wildfires rage ...
Congressman Rick Boucher asks Comcast to stop interfering with internet traffic ...
Amy Winehouse "engulfed in shame" ...
British Petroleum settles overcharging allegations for $373 million ...
South African actress Moira Lister dies in Cape Town, after a short illness ...
28 October 2007
Grand Jury investigates rape allegations against David Copperfield ...
Don Cheadle thinks genocide in Rwanda is newsworthy ...
Paris Hilton's limo is backed into by paparazzo ...
Michael Jackson could lose Neverland if loan isn't repaid ...
Luciano Pavarotti's widow says he didn't leave her in debt and there's no warfare over his will ...
Alex Rodriguez wants a raise from his current $252-million contract ...
Sylvia Browne goes cruising ...
Pol Pot's alleged used limo for sale on eBay ...
Country musician Porter Wagoner dies of lung cancer at Alive Hospice in Nashville, Tennessee ...