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Week of 20 August 2007
20 August 2007
James McAvoy enlists as Star Trek's Scotty ...
Kevin Smith answers an impertinent question ...
Diego Maradona isn't going to Disneyland ...
Jet Li has harsh words for China's film censors ...
Ted Nugent mulls running for Governor of Michigan ...
Queen of Mean Leona Helmsley dies from heart failure at her summer home in Greenwich, Connecticut ...
21 August 2007
Those magazine covers only look like Keira Knightley ...
Britney Spears loses her wig ...
Congressman Bob Filner allegedly gets pushy at the airport ...
Kanye West says he admires the hell out of Justin Timberlake ...
Vladimir Putin says U.S. wants to dominate the world ...
Operatic soprano Rose Bampton dies in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, aged 99 ...
22 August 2007
Donald Trump wants Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for his Celebrity Apprentice ...
Amy Winehouse goes into rehab instead of touring America ...
Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts get into a shouting and shoving match with paparazzi ...
Has Lindsay Lohan discovered faith? ...
Author Grace Paley dies at her home in Thetford Hill, Vermont, following a battle with breast cancer ...
23 August 2007
Bill Murray admits low-speed drunk driving in Swedish golf cart ...
Britney Spears backs out of planned duet with ex-beau Justin Timberlake ...
Dubai World buys $5-billion stake in MGM Mirage ...
Gwen Stafani ditches raunchy routine for Muslim audience ...
Pete Doherty let his cat eat his leftover cocaine ...
Mattel sues over porno Barbie ...
Paris Hilton settles lawsuit over alleged trashing of gossip rival ...
Wal-Mart doggy treats come with melamine ...
CIA was fabulously incompetent in lead-up to 9/11 ...
William Shatner acts a little warped at Star Trek convention ...
Beyonce Knowles denies showing Canada her hooters ...
Former French Prime Minister Raymond Barre dies in hospital after first suffering heart problems in April ...
24 August 2007
Jenna Jameson has breast implants un-implanted, quits porn ...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes live in separate bedrooms in separate wings of the mansion ...
Nicole Richie serves an hour and twenty-two minutes in jail ...
Lindsay Lohan gets one day in jail, and ten days servicing the community, and little sister, don't you do what your big sister done ...
Mother Teresa had her doubts about God ...
European grocery chain Tesco brings groceries to American areas without supermarkets ...
Todd McFarlane wants to make Oz movies with "buxom Dorothy and Toto re-imagined as an over-sized snarling warthog" ...
Studio sues to protect copyright on catchphrase from Dirty Dancing ...
Televangelist Juanita Bynum is beaten, allegedly by estranged husband ...
Mel Gibson settles his debt to society ...
Film producer and activist Aaron Russo dies from cancer at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles ...
25 August 2007
DMX's home raided by police ...
Ted Nugent threatens to kill Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton ...
Lynn Johnston steps back from "For Better or Worse" comic strip ...
David Hasselhoff gets big bucks for libelous claim he was drunk and abusive ...
Adam West remembers co-starring in Alexander the Great with William Shatner ...
Michael Vick is suspended without pay ...
Richard Gere still performs his own butt work ...
John Singleton is involved in a fatal wreck ...
Ted Haggard is back, he's "completely hetero" and he's begging for cash ...
New York Yankees were "unaware" that street gang logos were stitched into team's licensed ball caps ...
Austin Nichols celebrates his show's cancellation with a DWI ...
26 August 2007
Britney Spears caught speeding, OMG! ...
Sandra Bernhard has nothing nice to say about Paris Hilton and Paula Abdul ...
Ari Fleischer (former White House Spokesman) fronts $15-million ad campaign for more, longer war ...
Roger Ebert plays hardball with his trademarked thumbs ...
Comcast cuts off heavy internet users, but keeps bandwidth limits secret ...
Former Prime Minister of Luxembourg Gaston Thorn dies after an illness ...