Dr. Sputnik's Society Pages
We Sputnik
So You
Don't Have To
Week of 6 August 2007
6 August 2007
Britney Spears rushes Yorkshire Terrier to animal hospital ...
High heels on Sex and the City ruined my body, says Sarah Jessica Parker ...
"I owe the baby my life", says Nicole Richie ...
Usher weds pregnant girlfriend in a small, quiet ceremony ...
Autopsy pending for man killed at home of Ving Rhames ...
Rugby player casts a spell on Emma Watson ...
7 August 2007
Paris Hilton thinks L.A. Children's Hospital is hot ...
Adam Sandler just wanted to see Judd Apatow's penis ...
Britney Spears hires the manager fired by Kelly Clarkson ...
Jimbo Wales says Wikipedia will not cooperate with censorship in China ...
Weekly World News, no longer sold in stores, still covers the bonkers news beat on-line ...
Ellen Barkin says Ron Perelman owes her million of dollars ...
Lindsay Lohan may have to leave third rehab to face charges ...
Gwyneth Paltrow's facial treatment includes snake venom ...
American Express allegedly violated money laundering rules ...
...
Local TV news anchor Hal Fishman dies from colon cancer at his Los Angeles home ...
8 August 2007
50 Cent and Kanye West agree to televised debate ...
Mia Farrow offers herself in hostage swap ...
Charlie Sheen says ex-wife Denise Richards wants him to father their third child ...
Too much late-night partying at Jane Seymour's place? ...
O.J. Simpson must pay victims' family for video game endorsement ...
Chris Rock is not that baby's daddy ...
Cate Blanchett stops washing her hair ...
Roseanne Barr says someone else wrote her drunken web rants ...
Britain saved from angry knife-wielding Ed Harris ...
Busta Rhymes is sued over alleged assault ...
Film director Melville Shavelson dies at his home in Los Angeles ...
9 August 2007
Britney Spears, still dripping from naked pool dip with college boy, thinks Kevin Federline might have slept with her mother ...
Anton Yelchin beams aboard as Ensign Chekov ...
Barry Bonds's home run record is, he says, "not tainted at all. At all. Period." ...
but some fans wonder about that robotic elbow device ...
Judge blocks distribution of video showing surgeon implanting gargantubreasts in Anna Nicole Smith ...
Jose Padilla's defense calls no witnesses, rests ...
Ex-husband must pay $545-K to Jennifer Lopez ...
Reggie Miller might play basketball again, for the Boston Celtics ...
Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson and Nia Vardalos sue for more millions from My Big Fat Greek Wedding ...
New York Times offers helpful hints for terrorists ...
Terrence Howard thinks women are unclean and dressed like whores ...
Nancy Grace wants suicide lawsuit dropped ...
10 August 2007
Bull batters Stephen Baldwin ...
Courtney Love likes cupcakes, and don't we all? ...
Dick Cheney pushes for war against Iran ...
Vivica Fox is ordered to stay sober until September ...
David Lee Roth will rock'n'roll with Van Halen ...
Moviemaker Frank Darabont thinks Fahrenheit 451 has some sort of present-day relevance ...
American Red Cross can use our red cross trademark, but they can't sell it, says Johnson & Johnson ...
Brad Pitt pulls jury duty in Los Angeles ...
Paint-scraping hit-and-run complaint against Britney Spears ...
Kevin Federline files for complete custody of children ...
Lindsay Lohan's ex-bodyguard tells of her peculiar adolescence ...
Pearl Jam urges net neutrality after having political lyrics snipped by AT&T ...
Luciano Pavarotti hospitalized in stable condition ...
Gwyneth Paltrow is reinvented ...
The founder of Factory Records and the Haçienda club Tony Wilson dies from a heart attack due to complications of kidney cancer ...
11 August 2007
Is the crack healed between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown? ...
Gwyneth Paltrow will host a cooking show on PBS ...
Rudy Giuliani says he was one of the 9/11 rescue workers ...
Willie Nelson headlines concert for marijuana legalization, but -- surprise! -- can't find any corporate sponsors ...
Insider shares the rehab schedule of Lindsay Lohan ...
"War Czar" Douglas Lute says America should consider a military draft ...
Charlton Heston and Frank Sinatra are among 61 warehoused Walk of Famers ...
Chris Noth is still "Mr Big" ...
12 August 2007
Nicole Richie will be the best mum ever, says Paris Hilton ...
Elvis Presley's California palace may become a little Graceland West ...
Aretha Franklin cancels concert amid sweltering heat wave ...
Pearl Jam concert wasn't the first show censored by AT&T ...
Senator Lindsey Graham wants your Social Security card embedded with biometrics ...
Clare Danes turns Arnold Schwarzenegger into a bar mitzvah hit ...
JetBlue is sued by passenger booted from plane for Arabic-language T-shirt ...
Talk show host and businessman Merv Griffin dies from prostate cancer ...
Historian and philatelist James Mackay dies in Glasgow ...