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Week of 2 July 2007
2 July 2007
Heidi Fleiss opens a laundromat ...
7-Eleven re-brands stores as Simpsons Kwik-E-Marts ...
Senator Joseph Lieberman calls for more surveillance in America ...
Anheuser-Busch seeks to block tiny Wisconsin brewery from bragging ...
Opera soprano Beverly Sills dies from lung cancer, New York City ...
3 July 2007
Dracula's castle for sale in Romania ...
Chris Benoit's alleged megadose steroid-supplying doctor is arrested ...
White House manual calls for harassment of "potential critics" of President Bush ...
Paris Hilton may have fudged the facts with Larry King ...
Terrell Owens wants $600,000 from nightclub ...
Larry the Cable Guy offers you a Git-R-Done beer ...
Lewis Libby uses that "get out of jail free" card and Prosecutor Patrick J. Fitzgerald sounds as un-surprised as anyone else ...
Saxophonist Boots Randolph dies from a cerebral hemorrhage at a Nashville hospital ...
4 July 2007
Paris Hilton says, "Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver!" ...
Lindsay Lohan has a quiet, booze-free 21st birthday ...
Cindy Sheehan is back, angry, and ready to march on the White House ...
Kraft Foods offers $7.2-billion for French biscuits ...
Sly Stone breaks his silence, hints he'll sing a hundred new songs ...
Reporter boinked Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa ...
SAP admits "some inappropriate downloads" from Oracle ...
Rod Stewart's son pleads not guilty in brick attack ...
Arby's owner Nelson Peltz wants to chow down on Wendy's ...
5 July 2007
MPAA and RIAA launch phony peer-to-peer site to entrap copyright violators ...
Christina Aguilera is Xpecting ...
Ted Nugent blames hippies for divorce, abortion, drugs and crime ...
Al Gore's son is arrested on marijuana charges ...
Bill Gates invests $26-million in gay publications ...
President Bush knows Vladimir Putin always tells the truth ...
Blackstone Group buys Hilton Hotels for $20-billion bucks ...
That wacky Hilary Duff used to freeze her sister's underwear ...
Artist and wife of Nobel prizewinner Francis Crick, Odile Crick dies at her La Jolla, California home after a short illness ...
Actor Kerwin Mathews dies in his sleep at his home in San Francisco ...
6 July 2007
Britney Spears says she's sorry for thespian rage with umbrella ...
Beltway Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey gets judge's green light to release customer lists ...
Fred Thompson fed inside information on Watergate investigation to Richard M. Nixon ...
Snoop Dogg seeks Australian citizenship ...
Family Research Council blasts Mitt Romney for rolling in porno profits at Marriott ...
President Bush compares occupation of Iraq to American Revolution ...
Wall Street Journal blames society's ills on Mr Rogers ...
Senator Norm Coleman used to be a pot-head ...
Microsoft will pay a billion bucks to fix unreliable Xbox 360s ...
Hackers pledge to liberate iPhone from AT&T ...
7 July 2007
Snapple is neither "all natural" nor "made from the best stuff on Earth", lawsuit alleges ...
Chingy and Ludacris end their feud ...
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are re-united as writers ...
Bill O'Reilly's panicked report on violent lesbian street gangs was (surprise) somewhat exaggerated ...
Trans fats will be banned in Burger Kingdom ...
Tammy Faye Bakker checks into hospice, prepares for death ...
Eva Longoria et Tony Parker sont mariés à Paris ...
Goran Visnjic is sued over paternity of Croatian child ...
8 July 2007
That schmuck who said he'd killed JonBenét Ramsey is arrested in domestic dispute ...
Jenna Bush's book has pre-publication buzz -- "sexually frank" and "maybe way too well-written" ...
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan party together for Fourth of July ...
Almost half of Americans want impeachment for President Bush ...
France's François Mitterrand apparently knew all about Rwandan genocide, years before it happened ...
L'Oreal doesn't care about Black people ...
Pope Benedict XVI endorses old-fashioned anti-Semitic form of mass ...
John Stamos says he's no David Hasselhoff ...
Prosecutors recommend seven years in prison for Qwest's crooked CEO Joseph Nacchio ...
Former Prime Minister of India Chandra Shekhar dies from multiple myeloma, a blood disorder, at a hospital in New Delhi ...