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Week of 4 June 2007
4 June 2007
Paris Hilton enters "special needs" unit at county jail ...
MTV Awards proceed despite absence of Lindsay Lohan, while Lindsay's mom might star in a reality show with her younger daughters ...
William Jefferson, the Congressman who kept cash on ice, is finally indicted ...
Mike Tyson wants to be a Bollywood star ...
Larry Flynt offers million-dollar bounty for Congressional sex scandals ...
Guess who's the new pastor at Jerry Falwell's church? ...
Eric Alterman is arrested at Democratic Presidential debate ...
Battlestar Galactica powers down ...
No reality show for Victoria Adams ...
US Senator Craig Thomas dies of leukemia at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland ...
Former NASCAR president Bill France, Jr. dies at his home in Daytona Beach, Florida ...
5 June 2007
Princes William and Harry ask TV station not to air "wholly inappropriate, deeply distressing" photos of dying Lady Diana ...
The Game's pick-up basketball game leads to criminal charges ...
Pfizer is sued for $8 billion over deadly drug test in Africa ...
Sophia Loren is angry at Quentin Tarantino ...
Shemar Moore is arrested for drunk driving ...
6 June 2007
Justin Timberlake signs YouTube singer from Holland to his new record label ...
Angelina Jolie wants to be remembered as a humanitarian, not as an actress ...
Best Buy lawyer admits falsifying evidence ...
Lewis Libby, once Cheney's Number One guy, gets 2˝ years in prison ...
Hillary Clinton says she turned to God after Bill turned to Monica ...
Alfred Lunt, long-dead stage star, offers dill pickle slices in canned tomato soup ...
7 June 2007
John Ramsey says he's not dating Natalee Holloway's mother, they're just 'friends' ...
Bruce Willis talks tough in internet chat room ...
Lindsay Lohan's mother seems to have invented her past ...
Chaka Khan regrets singing for Republicans ...
Bye-bye, Bob Barker ...
Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo are complicit in on-line censorship, says Amnesty International ...
CBS relents to fan pressure, un-cancels Jericho ...
Bud Selig tells Jason Giambi to talk to ex-Senator about steroids ...
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg shows refreshing sanity ...
Citigroup will pay $15-million for misleading retirees ...
Former Congressman from Maryland Gilbert Gude dies of congestive heart failure at Sibley Memorial Hospital, Washington, DC ...
8 June 2007
Patricia Cornwell's personal troll is ordered by court to shut the hell up ...
Paris Hilton is released from jail over unmentionable "medical condition", but prosecutors want her back in jail ...
Is Britney Spears dating her drug counselor? ...
Ben Affleck feeds the poor ...
Cops are called to home of David Hasselhoff ...
Senator Ted Stevens lawyers up under clouds of alleged corruption ...
Bob Barker is in the bullpen ...
Tom Sizemore might be looking at serious prison time ...
Rehab for Richie Sambora ...
Philosopher Richard Rorty dies at his home on the Stanford campus from pancreatic cancer ...
9 June 2007
Robert Schuller's daughter installs a bar and wine cellar where JonBenét Ramsey died ...
Paris Hilton, screaming and crying, is sent back to jail ...
President Bush has a beer at G8, feels "slightly unwell" ...
FBI set me up, says ice-cash Congressman William Jefferson ...
Isaiah Washington is "mad as hell" over his surgical removal from Grey's Anatomy ...
Robert Bork, longtime critic of "frivolous lawsuits", sues for punitive damages over missing handrail ...
John Daly says wife attacked him with a steak knife ...
George Washington's guests stepped over slaves' walkway ...
Health Secretary Michael O. Leavitt wants a meeting with dead Senator ...
Rosie O'Donnell can write her own ticket at NBC ...
10 June 2007
John Lennon's last words ...
Tony Blair may become a Catholic deacon ...
Paris Hilton says she's "shocked" at all the attention, and hopes media will focus on the troops instead ...
Tom Hanks wants to tell you who killed John F. Kennedy ...
J.K. Rowling is a big fat liar, says eBay ...
Google goes on attack after being named the net's worst privacy offender ...
No jail for George Michael ...
Don't ask, don't tell about Senator Lindsey Graham ...
Church of England is righteously indignant at unauthorized cathedral tour from Sony ...
BAE Systems's billions went directly to Prince Bandar bin Sultan ...
Metropolis celebrates Superman ...