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Week of 15 January 2007
15 January 2007
PBS will broadcast anything Ken Burns slaps together until he finally dies ...
Sorry, fellows, India's sweetheart Aishwarya Rai is already spoken for ...
Electron microscope designer James Hillier dies at University Medical Center in Princeton, New Jersey ...
16 January 2007
Don't cry for Isabel Peron, as she's arrested for death squad killings in Argentina ...
Fictional President Martin Sheen not welcome at White House ...
Actor Ron Carey, best known for playing the too-short Officer Levitt on Barney Miller, dies after suffering a stroke at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles ...
17 January 2007
Will FCC go after NBC over Sacha Baron Cohen's wisecrack about his co-star's anus and testicles? ...
Model bitch Naomi Campbell gets community service for attack with bejeweled cell phone ...
Reminder: You better be nice to Paul Sorvino's daughter ...
Columnist Art Buchwald dies of kidney failure in Washington, DC ...
19 January 2007
Jerry Seinfeld fails to screw real estate broker out of $100k ...
Muslims tell 24 that they don't all want to nuke Los Angeles ...
Disgraced Congressman Bob Ney gets 30 months in federal prison ...
"Cop Killer" rap star Ice-T now a cop hugger ...
Happy birthday, Edgar Allan Poe ...
Autopsy says cancer, not poison, killed Napoleon Bonaparte ...
The Mamas and the Papas singer Denny Doherty dies of kidney failure at his home in Mississauga, Ontario ...
20 January 2007
This flash just in: Drew Barrymore enjoys running naked through Ireland ...
Emcee Rich Little promises not to offend President Bush ...
So-called psychic Sylvia Browne told kidnapped boy's family he was dead ...
Prince Charles foregoes ski trip over swollen carbon footprint ...
Former Senator George Smathers dies of a stroke at age 93 ...
21 January 2007
Former FEMA doofus Michael Brown says (now) that Bush-Cheney politics drove the federal response to Hurricane Katrina ...
Rocker Ted Nugent offers machine gun totin' Confederate flag wearin' racist remarks at Texas Gov Rick Perry's inauguration ...
France's Louis XVI was shortened on this day in 1793 ...