Smallville's Kristin Kreuk signs up for Beauty and the Beast reboot ...

The Colbert Report halts production, reportedly due to host's family emergency ...

Turnabout's fair play? Climate change deniers' website and emails hacked ...

No indications that Iran is developing atomic weapons, says US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta ...

Chris Brown denies that "I promise I won't beat you" is his new pick-up line ...

Life in prison for "underwear bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab ...

Two years after auto bailout, General Motors earns record profits ...

Ayn Rand was an illegal immigrant ...

Whole Foods Market tries to shed its "Whole Paycheck" reputation, but at the same time, it would like for new customers to spend more ...

Rosie O'Donnell says she has a fear of little people ...

Mars plans to make its candy bars healthier (and smaller) ...

Nick Cannon is hospitalized for blood clots in his lungs ...

How Facebook censors ...

Kellogg pays $2.7B to stock up on Pringles ...

Chinese hackers had access to Nortel's computer network for at least a decade ...

LeBron James addresses his receding hairline ...

Grammy producer says Grammy producers were Chris Brown's real victim ...

TSA airport security picks the hottest women for repeat trips through the full-body scanner ...

Genentech warns that counterfeit cancer drugs — that won't work —have been distributed to American hospitals ...

Customer Service at Yahoo leaves customer screwed ...

Brett Ratner will now teach you about equality for gays ...

Amitabh Bachchan is hospitalized with complications after surgery ...

Citigroup actually accepts responsibility as it agrees to pay $158M+ to sidestep mortgage fraud charges ...

After their hip implants were rejected by the US Food and Drug Administration, Johnson & Johnson sold them overseas ...

Warner Bros serves Charlie Sheen with cease and desist letter over promotional photos ...

Michael Moore and Harvey Weinstein declare peace over Fahrenheit 9/11 ...

World Bank President Robert Zoellick calls it quits ...

Behind the scenes at the creation of yesterday's Google doodle ...

Investigators seek Whitney Houston's medical records ...

Israeli scientists develop prototype of Geordi's Star Trek visor ...

Ladies, are you aching for a date with proven assh*le and multi-talented crooner Chris Brown? ...

Google algorithm picks funniest YouTube clips ...

Herman Cain says no to Dancing with the Stars ...

Good to know:  FBI promises that its monitoring of Facebook, Twitter, and other social media won't infringe privacy rights ...

What's life like in the austerity of Greece? ...

"Occupy" protesters sue New York City over pepper spray incident ...

Justin Bieber gives girl a very happy Valentine's Day ...

Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook is sure you will hate your cheap non-Apple tablet ...

Large Hadron Collider will crank up the power in an effort to prove or disprove Higgs boson existence ...

Variety drops its nonsensical lawsuit against The Vandals ...

Shakira gets scared by a sea lion ...

For hundreds of dollars, Mattel will sell you a Back to the Future hovercraft that doesn't hover ...

Showing great restraint, Sony waits hours after Whitney Houston's death before raising the price of her albums ...

Washington becomes seventh state to allow same-sex marriage ...

US Rep Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) explains that President Obama wants to be "dictator of the United States" ...

Martha Stewart's dog wins its breed at Westminster Dog Show ...

Playboy playmate gets restraining order against Hugh Hefner's son ...

Behind the scenes in that Clint Eastwood ad for Chrysler ...

Easily offended people complain about Nicki Minaj ...

Ten years after decriminalization, drug abuse is down by half in Portugal ...

Adele says she's "done with being a bitter witch" ...

Google gets approval to buy Motorola Mobility ...

US Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is robbed at his West Indies vacation home ...

Poet Marianne Moore wasn't poetic enough to name a Ford ...

Banksy + Tom Hanks = Hanksy ...

Apple asks court to block sale of competitor's phone ...

Tony Bennett calls for legalization of drugs ...

Extended stays in space seem to alter male astronauts' vision ...

Drew Barrymore stars as me ...

Exploding hog barns beckon University of Minnesota researchers ...

Gonorrhea gets meaner than ever ...

European Space Agency's Vega rocket goes sky-high today ...

Whitney Houston's final film, a remake of Sparkle, will be released as planned this summer ...

Athens burns as Greek lawmakers pass "austerity" measures ...

Doctor Who will visit the Star Ship Enterprise, at least in a comic book ...

Trader Joe's signs fair trade agreement for tomatoes ...

Former Cuban President Fidel Castro converts to Christianity, or so says his long-estranged daughter ...

Intel admits no wrongdoing and won't change anything about how it does business, but will pay $6.5M to sidestep charges over kickbacks ...

Chicago pays $6M+ to settle lawsuit over hundreds of false arrests of protesters and bystanders ...

Disney and Marvel wage petty, vicious war against the artist who created Ghost Rider ...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer has an abortion ...

Eight arrested as News Corp corruption scandal continues to unfold ...

Jennifer Hudson says she could have been a tattoo artist ...

Target decides "Stalker" Valentine’s Day cards weren't such a great idea after all ...

Google plans its first retail store, in Dublin, Ireland ...

Federal Reserve effectively rigged bidding in secretive bond deals ...

John Wayne Gacy may have had an accomplice or two ...

Sioux sues Anheuser-Busch, other giant brewers ...

Simon Pegg is not a big fan of The Phantom Menace ...

Anonymous hacks US Central Intelligence Agency website ...

Director Bobby Farrelly's son dies of apparent drug overdose ...

Just 10 totally chill bros cruising CPAC via the Craigslist personals ...

What's in that $25B deal with US Justice Department to forget about mortgage fraud? Nobody really knows, at least not yet ...

Nicolas Cage denies being a vampire ...

John Goodman rumored as co-star in Roseanne Barr's sitcom pilot ...

US Rep Nancy Pelosi (D-California) fake-attacks Stephen Colbert ...

Airport TSA crew gives Gabrielle Union a hair weave patdown ...