19-Nov-2009 · Courtney Love is sued over insulting tweet ... Anthony Michael Hall's ex-lover gets a restraining order ... Costco dumps Coca-Cola in price dispute ... Nicole Richie is hospitalized with pneumonia ... Pamela Anderson says she gave up cocaine because she didn't get a buzz from it ...

18-Nov-2009 · Ray Bradbury pitches a TV series ... When he ran the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, now US Secretary of the Treasury Timothy F.Geithner protected his buddies at giant Wall Street firms like Goldman Sachs ... Robert Pattinson can't handle tough question from Ryan Seacrest ... Rod Stewart is sued by his lawyers ... Aaron Carter owes more than $1 million in taxes ... US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's teen crush, Fabian, is in awe of her big balls ...

17-Nov-2009 · Cindy Crawford's alleged blackmailer turns himself in ... Genentech lobbyists wrote the rhetoric for health care debate in Congress ... Sarah Palin says Associated Press is makin' stuff up about her book ... Brooke Shields got suicidal during post-partum depression ... US Transportation Security Administration stands firm against snowglobes ... Judge orders collection of $20,000 plus interest from birther lawyer Orly Taitz ... Paul Allen diagnosed with lymphoma ...

16-Nov-2009 · Danny DeVito says happy birthday with his foot ... Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy gets stadium maintenance worker fired ... Abigail Van Buren's daughter is ripping her off, lawsuit alleges ... People are willing to pay a lot of money for junk because it belonged to Bernard L. Madoff ... Citibank puts the squeeze on small-fry customers ...

15-Nov-2009 · Lindsay Lohan says she doesn't pay for drinks ... Child rapist and anti-Catholic cult boss Tony Alamo gets 175 years ... Switzerland sues Google over street view ... Science fiction superstar Joe Haldeman gets out of the hospital ... Wake Forest University researchers create functional rabbit penises ...

14-Nov-2009 · Former Congressman William Jefferson (D-Louisiana) gets 13 years in prison ... German murderers sue Wikipedia ... Michael Jackson planned 'robot duplicate' of himself ... Nicolas Cage loses two homes to foreclosure ... Back from Hawaii, Gavin Newsom gets out the broom ...

13-Nov-2009 · Britney Spears is not a practicing Satanist ... Sammy Sosa says he's not pulling a Michael Jackson ... Glenn Beck claims health care bill includes insurance for dogs ... Microsoft bans up to one million users from Xbox Live ... Visiting professor Weird Al Yankovic explains Auto-Tune ...

12-Nov-2009 · Mike Tyson is arrested for beating up paparazzi ... Lou Dobbs quits CNN ... Sting is not a big fan of reality shows ... Sean Connery undergoes shoulder surgery ...

11-Nov-2009 · Heather Locklear is ready to vamp in revamped Melrose Place ... Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd C. Blankfein says he was just kidding about being God's banker ... Lady Gaga launches her own line of headphones ... Wacky astronaut Lisa Nowak gets probation for attack on romantic rival ...

10-Nov-2009 · Pam Grier comes to Smallville as Superboy's new nemesis ... Rupert Murdoch says he'll abolish fair use and take all of News Corporation's websites out of Google ... Kim Jong Il is angry about beer commercials ... NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is diagnosed with leukemia ... Jennifer Lopez's sex tape is blocked by judge ...

9-Nov-2009 · Ewan McGregor tells Craig Ferguson that his constant nude scenes are "a feminist thing" ... Lawrence Taylor is arrested for leaving the scene of an accident ... Fred Rogers is honored with a statue in Pittsburgh ... James Gandolfini says he'll break photographer's f*ckin' face ...

8-Nov-2009 · Parents Television Council will closely monitor threesome on Gossip Girl ... 7-Eleven now offers its own brand of wines ... Former Citigroup CEO John S. Reed says he's sorry about pushing for deregulation that sank the economy ... Bernard Kerik pleads guilty to eight charges ...

7-Nov-2009 · Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of diapers ... Set your TiVo now, for a reality TV show about Jackie Jackson, Tito Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, and Marlon Jackson dealing with the death of Michael Jackson ... Robert Pattinson laughs off pregnancy rumors ...

06-Nov-2009 · Sarah Silverman meets Carl Jung ... The Golden Girls' Rue McClanahan has heart bypass surgery ... Congressman Patrick McHenry (R-North Carolina) apparently doesn't have to worry that his SUV will be towed ... Chelsea Handler quit drinking for a day and a half for Playboy cover ... Kristen Wiig reads the classic poems of Suzanne Somers ...

5-Nov-2009 · Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) wants to make it illegal to consider legalizing marijuana ... Michael Jackson's friend and doctor says singer had less disgusting perversion ... AT&T vs. Verizon: There's a lawyer for that ... Lindsay Lohan's nutty father releases tape of her weeping phone call ... Pharmaceutical giant Amgen is sued by 15 states over kickbacks and fraudulent claims ...

4-Nov-2009 · US Army apologizes for Ryan Seacrest stalker ... Rihanna says cop photo leak was "humiliating" ... Toyota quits Formula One racing, cries about it ... Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway is buying the Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad ... Don't you forget about John Hughes ...

3-Nov-2009 · Elton John is hoping to leave hospital early ... Former President of France Jacques Chirac is ordered to stand trial for corruption ... Kellogg hints that Cocoa Krispies will save your kids from swine flu ...

2-Nov-2009 · Miley Cyrus is voted worst celebrity influence by tweens and teens ... Richard O'Brien does the Time Warp again and again ... Wal-Mart starts selling caskets and urns ... Prince Albert II's privacy is royally screwed ... CIT Group goes bankrupt after taking $2.3B in federal bailouts ... Spamford Wallace loses again, owes $711M to Facebook ... Novell blasts Los Angeles for switching its email to Google ...

1-Nov-2009 · South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, teetering toward impeachment, writes an article for Newsweek praising Ayn Rand ... Bea Arthur leaves $300K to gay youth center ... Alan Keyes says the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections ... Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga ... Google's Eric Schmidt sees what the web will look like in 5 years ...

31-Oct-2009 · Sting says President Obama was sent by God ... Orly Taitz's latest birther lawsuit is tossed ... National Football League just can't be sure what causes tripled rates of dementia among ex-players ... Boston Market pulls a KFC — runs out of chicken after posting on-line coupon ...

30-Oct-2009 · Heath Ledger music video debuts ... Congressman Paul Broun (R-Georgia) introduces legislation to privatize Medicare ... Deal in Honduras would purportedly reinstall ousted President Manuel Zelaya ... Former Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick sues lawyer who disclosed evidence that led to his criminal conviction ... Dennis Hopper is diagnosed with prostate cancer ... Ford Motors finds Chinese buyers for Volvo ... Toyota creates its own flower species to gobble harmful gases ...

29-Oct-2009 · The Muslim Brotherhood goes up against Beyonce Knowles ... KFC founder/mascot Colonel Sanders breaches security at United Nations ... David Copperfield wins a six-month stay in sexual assault case ... 50 Cent will teach you to be rich ... Ex-Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic finally faces trial, 14 years later ... Fidel Castro's sister admits to spying for the US Central Intelligence Agency ... Billy Carter's gas station will become a national historic site ... California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sends vulgar veto message ... Lindsay Lohan's wacky father fears she'll be dead in a year ...

28-Oct-2009 · Explorer Ernest Shackleton's whiskey is served on Antarctic ice ... Hamid Karzai's brother is a long-time CIA operative ... Texas Southern University drops Tavis Smiley's name from School of Communication ... It's lights-out for Craig Ferguson ... Scientology convicted of fraud in France, and Crash director Paul Haggis renounces the cult over gay rights ... The San Francisco Chronicle's management is delighted that circulation is down 25% ... Roman Polanski's victim wants case dismissed ...

27-Oct-2009 · US Secretary of the Treasury Timothy F. Geithner charged $13 billion of crappy CDOs to taxpayer tab ... Bruce Springsteen's cousin is found dead in hotel room ... Jennifer Lopez takes legal action against ex-husband ... Prince Albert II's lurid sex life is pierced by angry spy novelist ... US Food and Drug Administration offers helpful advice: Please do not buy stupid #$@% like "swine flu shampoo" ... Lindsay Lohan is dropped by recording label ...

26-Oct-2009 · Morrissey is released from hospital after collapsing on stage ... Family of the late Billy Mays offers awards for best Billy Mays Halloween costume ... US Food and Drug Administration pressures junk food industry to suspend "Smart Choices" ads ... Ayn Rand gets a fashion makeover ... Nigeria actually arrests, shuts down online scammers ... Glenn Beck brings armed bodyguard to Broadway and the men's room ... George Miller goes to work on Mad Max IV ... Harlan Ellison claims victory in weird Star Trek case ...

25-Oct-2009 · Christian Bale says his American Psycho character was based on Tom Cruise ... Andrew Lloyd Webber is treated for prostate cancer ... Bank of America test-markets an extra fee for customers who don't incur extra fees ... Paris Hilton gets her stolen jewelry back ... US Airways is looking at big fines for shortcuts on safety ... Amy Winehouse's boobs are doing "great", her father says ... Yahoo! finally pulls the plug on GeoCities ...

24-Oct-2009 · Former US Attorney General Michael Mukasey says the US justice system led to 9/11 ... Kanye West is cleared in airport scuffle ... Albertson's pays $200,000 for forcing employee to pee at checkout stand ... Benny Hinn's publicist is a bit of a jackass – who knew? ... American Apparel told a big fat lie about its non-existent deal with Sesame Street ...

23-Oct-2009 · Kanye West continues to not be dead ... While he was US Secretary of the Treasury, Henry M. Paulson secretly met in Moscow with Goldman Sachs board ... FX's Sons of Anarchy gets better ratings than NBC's Jay Leno ... Lil' Wayne pleads guilty to weapon possession ... Andy Milonakis gives homeless man the gift of marijuana ... Neo-Nazi internet star Hal Turner gets out of jail but not on-line ...

22-Oct-2009 · Al Sharpton says he'll sue Rush Limbaugh ... Mike Royko's son gets 2 1/2 years for attempted bank robbery ... NASA egghead explains that the world won't end in 2012 ... Bernard L. Madoff's fraud was allegedly fueled by cocaine, topless women ... Bronson Pinchot dishes on just about everyone he's ever worked with ...

21-Oct-2009 · Robert Crumb's explicit illustrated Book of Genesis is condemned by religious groups ... Kiss drummer Peter Criss celebrates beating breast cancer ... Sun Myung Moon marries another 45,000 people ... Bernard Kerik -- nominated for US Secretary of Homeland Security by George W. Bush -- goes to jail after his bail is revoked ... Jack Black is leading our children into Satanism ... John Stamos admits being drunk on Aussie TV ... Internal Revenue Service wants $2M from Nas ...