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31 October 2014
Nurse defies quarantine order from Gov. Paul LePage (R-Maine) ...
Amitabh Bachchan is sued for alleged incitation to genocide ...
Democratic Party partisans like Michael Kinsley, George Packer, and Sean Wilentz spent the Bush-Cheney years condemning the tactics they now defend under President Obama Ś apart from sheer intellectual dishonesty, how can this be explained? ...
Sandra Bullock comes to the rescue after another actress collapses on set ...
National Rifle Association reminds gun-loving voters to be afraid of everything, including ISIS, Mexicans, and President Obama ...
Stephen Merchant's brilliant but cancelled Hello Ladies will be back as a movie on HBO ...
Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook is gay, in case you didn't already know ...
Both Comcast and Verizon agree to pay millions of dollars to settle overbilling claims ...
Virginia man sues President Obama for airstrikes against ISIS ...
Does the First Amendment protect your right to see stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence? ...
White men who are in male-only clubs will do great when USáSen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) is elected President ...
Nicole Kidman is quite fond of Keith Urban ...
Four dead, five missing after plane crash in Wichita, KS ...
FBI cut off internet to hotel room at Caesars Palace, posed as repair guys to record video without warrant ...
US Federal Trade Commission sues Gerber over false claims that its baby formula can prevent allergies ...
Parliament in Burkina Faso is torched ...
World Wrestling Entertainment is sued for allegedly deceiving wrestlers over brain injury dangers ...
Motion Picture Association of America and National Association of Theatre Owners call for banning Google Glass and other wearable tech from movie theaters ...
NBC thinks Lindsay Lohan's lawyer is ready for prime time ...
30 October 2014
Pope Francis says he's not a pinko ...
San Francisco Giants win the World Series ...
Suge Knight and Katt Williams are arrested for alleged robbery ...
Six Flags won't let disabled kids sit on their parents' laps to watch live show ...
US Transportation Security Administration confiscates air passenger's ray gun ...
Wreckage is identified from Amelia Earhart's plane ...
Hackers breach some White House computers ...
Katie Holmes would like to be thought of as more than Tom Cruise's ex-wife ...
Judge green-lights racketeering lawsuit against Donald Trump ...
Ashton Kutcher says he hears Charlie Brown's teacher whenever Charlie Sheen says anything ...
Nurse who worked with Ebola patients says she won't comply with quarantine orders from Gov. Paul LePage (R-Maine) ...
Minority voting rights are threatened by Republicans' electoral purge ...
29 October 2014
Lowe's introduces a robot to provide the customer service its employees won't or can't ...
Unmanned NASA rocket that exploded used Russian engines built in the 1960s ...
Last, incomplete film by Orson Welles may finally be released ...
US Postal Service approved nearly 50,000 requests last year from law enforcement agencies and its own internal inspection unit to secretly monitor Americans' mail ...
Hockey great Gordie Howe suffers a "serious stroke" ...
FBI uses a fake Seattle Times article and internet link to infect a suspect's computer with spyware ...
William Shakespeare didn't even know what a balcony was Ś so how did one end up in Romeo & Juliet's most famous scene? ...
Jose Canseco shoots himself in the hand while cleaning his gun ...
New York City lowers most speed limits to 25 mph ...
Bill Murray is Bill Murray ...
Pope Francis says he's OK with evolution and the big bang theory ...
Al Sharpton has lost a lot of weight ...
Australia announces "strong controls" on all arrivals from Ebola-stricken countries, which is actually kind of stupid ...
Hugh Jackman is treated for skin cancer again ...
US Federal Trade Commission sues AT&T for allegedly throttling "unlimited" data plan customers ...
Neil Patrick Harris's goal is to be Ed Sullivan and P.T. Barnum ...
Dave Grohl doesn't think much of American Idol ...
Amanda Bynes will spend at least another month receiving round-the-clock psychiatric care ...
YouTube considers offering paid subscriptions for ad-free experience ...
Actor and accused child molester Stephen Collins has two houses for sale ...
28 October 2014
Teammates are reportedly unsure whether Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson is black enough ...
Gov. Chris Christie (R-New Jersey) orders release of quarantined non-Ebola patient, and she says she'll sue ...
Student newspaper at Dartmouth issues a dildo-related correction ...
US Central Intelligence Agency employed up to 1,000 Nazis, and protected their cover through the 1990s ...
Neil Patrick Harris gets a weekly variety show ...
Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz explains that Republicans are scarier than Ebola ...
Innocent men imprisoned after worst terrorism attack in San Francisco's history ...
Jogger is arrested for bumping into UK Prime Minister David Cameron ...
Judd Nelson continues to live and breathe ...
Chivas USA soccer team disbands ...
O. J. Simpson would like out of prison please ...
Welcome to Rikers Island, "where beatings are routine, while accountability is rare" ...
27 October 2014
Ukraine won't let Darth Vader vote 'cuz he won't remove his mask ...
Quarantine response to Ebola in New Jersey and New York could prove counterproductive and unconstitutional ...
Donnie Wahlberg has the most beautiful penis that Jenny McCarthy has ever seen in her life ...
Martha Stewart offers advice on hosting a punk rock party ...
Vacant town in Connecticut is for sale ...
During attack, some members of Canadian Parliament fashioned flagpoles into spears, while Prime Minister Stephen Harper hid in a closet ...
President Obama hugs Ebola survivor ...
Volcano threatens portions of Hawaii with lavalanche ...
Mystery bidder offers $3-million for 6,000 of Detroit 's worst homes ...
A tree falls in North Korea ...
Scientists fear that space travel may make astronauts infertile ...
California drought leads to less hefty, more expensive pumpkins ...
Washington sheriff tells Oregon voters that marijuana legalization works ...
Man who tripped on his pants and fell onto the tracks in a San Francisco subway station somehow isn't killed ...
26 October 2014
Wingnut takes down the Ten Commandments monument in Oklahoma City ...
Keanu Reeves wanted to play Batman or Wolverine ...
Lawsuit against NCAA alleges that college athletes must be paid at least minimum wage ...
Al Capone's old home in Chicago is for sale ...
Monica Lewinsky was mistreated by Ken Starr's investigators into then-US President Bill Clinton ...
California cop says officers routinely steal and trade nude photos from cell phones of women they're arrested ...
25 October 2014
How did people follow the World Series before television? ...
Queen Elizabeth II tweets ...
They need him, so why was Michael Sam cut from the Dallas Cowboys? ...
USáRep. Pete King (R-New York) calls for "all-out" surveillance of Muslims in America ...
Kenny G sure is sorry for briefly appearing to support the protesters in Hong Kong ...
This just in: Amy Poehler is nice ...
Cream bassist and vocalist Jack Bruce dies from liver failure at his home in Suffolk, England ...
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