1-Jul-2009 · Diane Keaton is rushed to hospital after sumo wrestling mishap ... Fans of Michael Jackson shouldn't commit suicide, says Jesse Jackson ... Dangerous drug found in Jackson's home, and strange questions emerge about his children, finances ... Hayden Panettiere drops towel in new film ... Israeli Navy seizes ferry full of activists including former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney ... Harvey Milk gets a streetcar in San Francisco ... Elaine Stritch is sued over Broadway show ... Jeff Goldblum insists he's not dead ... He's good enough, he's smart enough, and he's Senator-elect Al Franken (D-Minnesota) ...

30-Jun-2009 · Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi could face questions in sex and drugs inquiry ... Michelle Pfeiffer and Kathy Bates call for legalized prostitution ... President Obama's doctor knocks ObamaCare health care proposal ... Bollywood pays tribute to Michael Jackson ... Tennessee prosecutes semi-perv for Photoshopping girls' heads onto nude women's bodies ... Jerry Lewis is set to direct Broadway adaptation of The Nutty Professor ... Applause greets 150 year sentence for Bernard L. Madoff ... First of six public charging stations for electric cars opens in Madison, WI ...

29-Jun-2009 · Ex-aide of ex-Sen John Edwards says there's a sex tape ... Snoop Dogg and moonwalker Buzz Aldrin perform rap duet ... British rum-maker Diageo got $2.7B in TARP funds ... Lover of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford wants to clear up certain incorrect things ... General Motors unloads Saab ... White Supremacist Hal Turner is arrested again, this time for death threats against judges ... FBI tried to suppress Deep Throat ... Thomas Frank is bringing back The Baffler ... Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association readies fake "grass roots" campaign to make Americans forget how bankers sank the economy ... Ronnie Biggs breaks hip in fall ...

28-Jun-2009 · David Prowse finds your lack of cancer awareness disturbing ... Who knew that Michael Jackson wrote "Do the Bartman" for The Simpsons? ... Coolio pleads guilty to drug charges, heads to rehab ... Burger King uses bl*wjob imagery to sell sandwiches ... At 77, Casey Kasem quits counting down the hits ... Golfer Vijay Singh offers bail for accused swindler R. Allen Stanford ... Taiwan decriminalizes prostitution ...

27-Jun-2009 · Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje wants to find his way back to Lost ... St. Petersburg Times lays a serious smack-down on Scientology ... Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is arrested after airport brawl ... Wife of Congressman John Conyers (D-Michigan) pleads guilty to bribery charges ... US Supreme Court says maybe schools can strip search 14-year-olds for marijuana, but not for Advil ... UnitedHealth Group goofs, overcharges patients by billions of dollars, then pays $350M to settle everything ... Walter Cronkite on his deathbed ...

26-Jun-2009 · The late Michael Jackson passed '09 physical for tour insurance ... Bernard L. Madoff's lawyer seeks 12 year sentence for swindler ... Siemens and Nokia deny helping Iran eavesdrop ... Ray Bradbury to Yahoo: "To hell with the Internet!" ... John Abraham is left hanging by President Obama ... Drug Enforcement Administration seizes 101 tons of harmless poppy seeds in Afghanistan ... There's more to Senator John Ensign's (R-Nevada) affair than merely an affair ...

23-Jun-2009 · Chris Brown gets probation for beating the hell out of Rihanna ... Shia LaBeouf says he's not having sex with his mother ... Farrah Fawcett is back in the hospital, and Ryan O'Neal says they'll marry if her health permits ... MTV will air body-image reality show starring Jessica Simpson ... Thomas Kinkade, painter of crap, must pay $2.1 million to former gallery owners ... Stephen Baldwin quit I'm a Celebrity over insect bites ... Perez Hilton says he was assaulted by Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am ... Michael Bay wants to make a movie without explosions ... Children of The Daily Show eclipsing Saturday Night Live alumni ...

22-Jun-2009 · California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger tweets bravely after emergency landing ... Shahrukh Khan says he didn't compare Prophet Muhammad to Adolf Hitler ... Scrubs undergoes surgery as Zach Braff leaves ... Larry Flynt is rushed to emergency room ... You still can't buy a vibrator in Alabama ... ASCAP wants to be paid when your phone rings ... Rep Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) proposes 25-year prison terms for first-time pot sellers ...

21-Jun-2009 · United States beefs up defense of Hawaii over fears that North Korea could launch a missile attack ... Steve Wozniak asks to cut in line at Apple Store ... Sen John Ensign's mistress, her husband, and her son received curious payments ... Pirate Bay and Google help protesters get their message out of Iran... Security expert Bruce Schneier has problems selling stuff on eBay ... Obama administration argues that ex-Veep Dick Cheney's role in outing CIA agent Valerie Plame must be kept secret, to avoid jokes from Jon Stewart ...

20-Jun-2009 · Morgan Freeman allegedly had affair with step-granddaughter ... Nestlé cookie dough now comes with free E. coli ... Accused swindler R. Allen Stanford surrenders to feds in Virginia ... United States plans to bomb the moon ... Two small-town police chiefs accused of burglary at home of Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate ... Mia Farrow's brother shot himself in the head, coroner says ... Why is US Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald trying to suppress a book about links between the Mafia and al Qaeda? ... Bret Michaels says he won't sue over Tony accident ... Senator Roland W. Burris (D-Illinois) won't face charges of perjury ... Sean Penn backs out of Three Stooges movie ... We're shocked, shocked to find that another baseball slugger was on steroids ... Frank Lloyd Wright's Blade Runner house is for sale ... John Turturro says he wants a sequel to The Big Lebowski ...

19-Jun-2009 · Pixar grants a dying girl's last wish ... David Cross explains how Jim Belushi is "a full-on 100% d-bag" ... US Supreme Court says there's no right to challenge wrongful convictions with DNA evidence ... Husband of Senator Debbie Stabenow (D-Michigan) admits hiring $150 hooker ... Orlando Bloom's mother sells off his belongings ... Execs from Assurant, UnitedHealth Group, and Wellpoint Health Networks promise to continue canceling health policies when customers get expensive diseases ... Rep Barney Frank (D-Massachusetts) proposes pot decriminalization ... US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractures her elbow ... Chrysler to restart seven assembly plants ... Rani Mukherjee shifting back to her lucky house ... PETA wishes President Obama hadn't swatted that fly ...

18-Jun-2009 · Eddie Van Halen sues Nike over guitar’s signature color scheme on shoes ... John Edwards isn't sure it was a mistake to run for President after cheating on his cancer-stricken wife ... Tens of thousands protest in Tehran as Ashton Kutcher Twitters his support ... Rhode Island legalizes marijuana for medicinal purposes ... Beth Ditto says fat people shouldn't do drugs ... Rep Michelle Bachmann (R-Minnesota) says she won't cooperate with next year's US census ... Can the late Roy Rogers ride again in the movies? ... Pat Boone says "the end of our religious freedom in America could be at hand" ... Obama to California: Drop dead. ...

17-Jun-2009 · Morgan Freeman says his passenger in wreck was "comparatively negligent" ... El Pollo Loco taunts KFC over beef-marinated chicken ... Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada) admits extramarital affair ... Novartis says epidemic or no epidemic, its swine flu vaccine won't be free for poor countries ... Sarah Palin accepts the surrender of David Letterman ... Mia Farrow's brother found dead; cops say it's "suspicious" ... Just like the Bush-Cheney years, Obama administration blocks public access to logs of White House visitors ... Iran bans foreign journalists as unrest continues over stolen election ... Atlanta Falcons release Michael Vick ... AIG is accused of screwing over Flight 1549 passengers ... White Supremacists are worried about their movement's image ... Brett Favre is doing his "Hamlet with a football" routine again ... Exxon Mobil is ordered to pay interest on 1989 Exxon Valdez damages ... Khalid Shaikh Mohammed — the terrorist that ex-Veep Dick Cheney says "produced vast quantities of invaluable information about al Qaeda" — says he lied to interrogators to stop torture ...

16-Jun-2009 · David Letterman apologizes again for 'bad' Sarah Palin joke ... Lindsay Lohan "happy to cooperate" as jewelry goes missing after photo shoot ... CIA Director Leon Panetta says former Vice President Dick Cheney is almost wishing that this country would be attacked again ... Katie Holmes will show legwork on So You Think You Can Dance ... Tehran, Iran still rocked by protests over stolen election ... Nicklas Lidström had "nearly catastrophic" testicle injury ... Jessica Alba is off the hook for shark attack ... Michael Moore takes donations to save our CEOs ... Brooke Shields' 6-year-old daughter wins $6K at the Kentucky Derby ... Heidi Montag explains why good Christians pose nude for Playboy ... Sacha Baron Cohen's nude campfire dance not appreciated by gun-toting hunters ... Six Flags goes bankrupt ...

15-Jun-2009 · Eli Lilly sold drug for dementia knowing it didn't help ... Nia Vardalos fires off at 'fat-ist' Hollywood ... Tehran, Iran erupts in riots over disputed election ... Obama administration puts medical marijuana supplier in prison ... Richard Branson sends radio station $70 and some financial advice ... Spamford Wallace could face criminal charges in Facebook case ... It's re-rehab time for Congressman Patrick Joseph Kennedy (D-Rhode Island) ... Internet mouth Hal Turner surrenders to police in Hartford, CT ...

14-Jun-2009 · Radio stars Hugh Hewitt and Rush Limbaugh ask Americans to boycott General Motors ... Queen Elizabeth II decrees it’s now ‘Sir Christopher Lee' ... Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad steals re-election ... Rod Blagojevich guest stars in Rod Blagojevich Superstar ... Federal Court says John Yoo can be sued over alleged torture of Jose Padilla ... US Attorney's Office demands that Las Vegas Review-Journal finger readers who post comments on-line ... Lost films of Peter Sellers and other British greats re-discovered ... Janice Dickinson has tax problems ... In Kleberg County, TX, "hello" is replaced with "heaven-o" ...

13-Jun-2009 · Ron Goldman's father and sister sue to get the suit O.J. Simpson wore at his acquittal ... Trent Reznor quits Web 2.0, offers cutting advice to haters ... Now we know why Phil Spector wore those wacky wigs ... Rutger Hauer offers new film festival and distribution plan ...

12-Jun-2009 · Chastity Bono plans to become Sonny and Cher's son ... "It's called acting", explains seemingly drunk Danny DeVito ... David Letterman apologizes to Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ... Bob Marley's son wants to sell you some coffee ... Hugh Hefner fools around with Twitter ... Roger Ebert remembers the hell out of John Wayne ... National Association of Broadcasters figures that about 2-million Americans will lose TV today, and lots of Americans think it's all a plot to install "a two way pipe that lets the government see in as well as they can see out" ...

11-Jun-2009 · Queen Latifah reveals past sexual abuse ... Nicolas Cage says, no, he didn't hire a voodoo priestess to break hex on movie set ... The entertainment industry wants Rachel Dratch to be a lesbian ... Born-again Christians bless Sonia Sotomayor hearing room with prayer and oil ... Book says supermarket mogul Ronald W. Burkle hired hookers, paid Paris Hilton for 'girl-on-girl action' ... Operation Rescue wants to move into abandoned clinic of dead doc Gerorge Tiller ...

10-Jun-2009 · Jessica Alba apologizes for vandalizing Oklahoma City ... Futurama comes back to TV in 2010 ... Mattel pays $2.3-million for selling toxic toys ... US Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor breaks her ankle ... Bret Michaels' reps are steaming over Tony mishap and Neil Patrick Harris crack ... Royal Dutch Shell settles Nigerian human rights abuses lawsuit for $15.5M ... DMX gets probation on assault charge ... Bank of America pays legal fees for Countrywide's accused insider trader Angelo R. Mozilo ... New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is quarantined in China ...

9-Jun-2009 · Ashton Kutcher calls for special ops action against North Korea ... Forensics superstar Dr. Michael Baden will cut into David Carradine's corpse ... Pete Doherty gets fined for shooting up in airplane's men's room ... Federal Communications Commission expects anger as US digital TV switch leaves millions tubeless ... Denise Richards says her father tapped her phone ... My Name Is Earl might see new life on TBS ... Megan Fox lost hair because of depression ...

8-Jun-2009 · Dr. Drew thinks Lindsay Lohan will "lose a limb or something" ... David Carradine's family suspects he was murdered by secret sect of kung fu assassins ... Brooke Shields settles with The National Enquirer after reporters checked her mother out of nursing home ... Megan Fox says big-name Hollywood moviemakers want her to boink for roles (but she won't name names) ... Pirate Party wins a seat in European Parliament ... San Francisco bureaucrat scuffs dream of homeless shoe shiner ... The Lemonheads sue General Motors over unauthorized use of "It's a Shame about Ray" ... Britney Spears is settling lawsuit with ex-manager ... Michelle Kwan and Sarah Hughes graduate from college ... Roger Moore demands end to child sexual abuse ...

7-Jun-2009 · Third time's a charm for Denise Richards' breasts ... Bill Cosby remembers his friendly competition with George Carlin ... Activist Manuel Miranda says Hispanics are "not like African-Americans. We think just like everybody else" ... Burger King franchise cites cockroaches in defense of 'global climate change is baloney' signs ... Dying one-legged cancer-ridden Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins wants parole ...

6-Jun-2009 · Amy Winehouse wants black children ... Penske Automotive Group will buy Saturn nameplate from General Motors ... Senior policy adviser for Operation Rescue helped alleged killer track George Tiller's court dates ... Brandy settles wrongful death lawsuit ... Countrywide founder Angelo R. Mozilo is charged with fraud and insider trading in subprime meltdown ... Martin Amis's lovers laid bare ...

5-Jun-2009 · Activision sues to stop Jack Black game ... Wrapping a rope around your neck for extra sexual oomph can be dangerous, as David Carradine can't attest ... Microsoft promises more outsourcing if taxes go up ... Anti-Defamation League complains about Garry Trudeau's "Doonesbury" crack ... Phildelphia Mayor Michael Nutter sounds downright proud of vigilante mob attack ... Electronic Frontier Foundation and ACLU will appeal ruling that quashes lawsuits over illegal spying on Americans ... JP Morgan Chase CEO James Dimon is just so sick of all this bailout he's had to endure ... Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says he was "moved" when he saw his wife eat a large, hairy spider ... Internet mouth Hal Turner is arrested for inciting violence after telling listeners to "take up arms" ...

4-Jun-2009 · Jonas Brothers' mom worries that their purity rings could fail ... Grammy Awards discontinue Best Polka Album honors ... American International Group wants money from charities to pay executive bonuses ... Mel Gibson goes a bit bonkers at church ... Nelson Mandela's grandson denies selling TV rights to funeral ... Stephen Colbert is "guest editor" of next week's Newsweek ... Marriage equality comes to New Hampshire ... Sacha Baron Cohen is sued over alleged brawl as Bruno ... China blocks access to Flickr, Hotmail, and Twitter to shush memories of Tiananmen massacre ... General Motors and Citigroup are dropped from Dow Jones industrial average ... Are Heather Graham's breasts shrinking? Is that legal in Hollywood? ... North Korea's Kim Jong Il names youngest son as his eventual successor ... Eminem is burgled in Los Angeles ...

3-Jun-2009 · Roadie says Jimi Hendrix was murdered by his manager ... Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa scores another TV news babe ... Ex-VP Dick Cheney supports individual's right to marry, torture whom they chose ... Sacha Baron Cohen should ass-bomb these five celebrities next ... General Motors has tentative deal to sell Hummer to Chinese firm ... Will Forte's MacGruber movie is actually happening ... Molly Ringwald 'doesn't hate' being pregnant ... Columbo star Peter Falk's wife is appointed to handle his affairs ... Anthony Head says Buffy without Joss Whedon won't be worth watching ...

2-Jun-2009 · Melissa Joan Hart wants you to eat her goodies ... Judge OKs sale of most Chrysler assets to Fiat ... General Motors files for bankruptcy protection ... J. D. Salinger sues over unauthorized "sequel" to Catcher in the Rye ... Survivor proves deadly in Bulgaria ...

1-Jun-2009 · Billy Bob Thornton's daughter is arrested after baby's death ... Eminem gets Sacha Baron Cohen's ass in his face ... Sharon Stone gets $1.5M for grand opening in Turkey ... Chrysler wants Lee Iacocca's car and pension back ... Houston is tops for tops, study finds ... Lori Petty is arrested for drunk driving ... Tyrese gets booed for National Anthem's new lyrics ... Tony and Ridley Scott get busy with prequel to Alien ... John Travolta, still grieving, pulls out of movie promotions ... Chevy Chase bathes in Hot Tub Time Machine ...

31-May-2009 · Mariah Carey regrets picking nose ... Jon Cryer's ex-wife busted for alleged child neglect ... Perennial candidate Ralph Nader says Democratic National Committee offered him a bribe to go away during 2004 election ... Congressman Peter Visclosky (D-Indiana) gets subpoenaed ... Canadian woman seeks child support from Keanu Reeves ... Wikipedia bans edits from Church of Scientology ...