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17 April 2014
Domino's wants to do for chicken what it's done to pizza ...
It's breaking news to CNN that the Titanic has sunk ...
South Korean ferry sinks, and death toll will be large ...
Mayor of Marionville, MO "kind of agreed" with anti-Semitic murderer ...
Brooklyn's minor league baseball team will wear puffy shirts and rename stadium for Vandelay Industries ...
Paul Walker's brothers help fill the gap for next Fast and Furious sequel ...
Valerie Harper says she's cancer-free ...
Louisiana stands firm against gay rights, US Supreme Court, common sense, etc ...
Former USáSen. Herb Kohl (D-Wisconsin) is selling his Milwaukee Bucks ...
Spider-Man is Jewish, says Andrew Garfield ...
Past co-hosts of The View will return to say goodbye to Barbara Walters ...
16 April 2014
RuPaul's Drag Race rethinks term some folks found offensive ...
Miley Cyrus is hospitalized for severe allergic reaction to antibiotics ...
The most bizarre response to the Pulitzers yet, from torture's go-to guy John Yoo ...
Class action lawsuit claims 5,000,000 gallons of defective Exxon Mobil gasoline damaged thousands of vehicles ...
Carl Sagan's daughter is made of star stuff too ...
Lawrence O'Donnell is injured in car wreck ...
Now that Netflix is paying Comcast, users finally get decent speeds ů but at what cost? ...
NBC will finally air Maya Rudolph's variety pilot ...
Projected cost of Obamacare declines by billions ...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is assigned community service for tax fraud ...
Jeopardy contestant wears the right answer, but still gets it wrong ...
Paramount is re-rebooting Friday the 13th ...
Tracy Morgan is concerned about Alec Baldwin ...
Donald Trump claims he's serious about buying the Buffalo Bills ...
Wingnut mother of Lindsay Lohan pleads guilty to drunk driving ...
Music from Star Trek reboot will go on tour ...
15 April 2014
US Airways tweets photo of model airplane in woman's vagina ...
The Guardian and Washington Post win Pulitzers for their coverage of NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden's leaks ...
Michael Phelps puts down that bong and jumps back in the pool ...
Taylor Swift surprises fan at bridal shower ...
Witness says FedEx truck was on fire before wreck ...
Dutch highway glows in the dark ...
Does anyone really want to talk about Leonardo DiCaprio's dancing at Coachella? ...
Scientists see study results as a major breakthrough against Hepatitis C ...
Jenny McCarthy says she's not anti-vaccinations, but of course, she is and has been for years ...
Why it's a big deal that half of the Great Lakes are still covered in ice ...
Army general upholds Bradley Manning's prison sentence in Wikileaks case ...
What the heck is going on with that rancher in Nevada? ...
14 April 2014
Long-lost Marx Brothers stage play will be revived ...
Number of reporters in USA has declined by more than 30% since 2006 ...
Bar fight breaks out where Jimmy Fallon is drinking ...
Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson will spend $16M underwriting Israel's space program ...
Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman defends his dirt ...
Louisiana legislature debates which Holy Bible should be its official State Book ...
Large Hadron Collider discovers exotic new four-quark particle ...
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas) is "beginning to think that there's more freedom in North Korea sometimes than there is in the United States" ...
Johnny Depp is served with papers at movie premiere ...
Retired Archbishop Desmond Tutu calls for an apartheid-style boycott to save the planet ...
Los Angeles cops monkey-wrenched police monitoring gear in patrol cars ...
Munich sets up nudity zones ...
Twin Peaks and the origin of the dead woman TV trope ...
13 April 2014
Los Angeles science teacher is suspended for teaching science ...
Hacking conviction of Weev is overturned ...
Pierce Brosnan says he wasn't good enough as James Bond ...
Pretend to be surprised that the US Central Intelligence Agency misled Congress and The White House about the extent and effectiveness of its torture programs ...
Gov. Neil Abercrombie (D-Hawaii) questions the legend of late USáSen. Daniel Inouye ...
Nevada ranchers in showdown against the U.S. government ...
Tori Spelling can never give Dean McDermott enough sex ...
Enough with the pearl-clutching: Dropbox and Condoleezza Rice make perfect sense ...
Scientific American says global warming continues unabated, and it remains an urgent problem ...
12 April 2014
Did Ben Savage get a nose job? ...
US National Security Agency says it didn't know about the "Heartbleed" security flaw Ś and didn't exploit it for years ...
Family of Mickey Rooney agrees to burial at Hollywood Forever Cemetery ...
Los Angeles cops shoot and kill victim ...
In character or not, we know who Stephen Colbert is ...
President Obama lashes out at Republicans' efforts to restrict voting ...
Jeff Bezos says Amazon is seriously serious about drone deliveries ...
Please, don't do former U.S.áSen. Jim DeMint (R-South Carolina) the honor of thinking him merely stupid ...
Ten dead as FedEx truck smashes into school bus in California ...
Parks and Recreation boss talks about Leslie Knope's big news and what's next ...
11 April 2014
Stephen Colbert will take over The Late Show from David Letterman ...
Selena Gomez fires her parents ...
US National Security Agency won't let German Chancellor Angela Merkel see their file on her ...
Owner of John Lennon's tooth would like to clone the musician ...
USáRep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas) wants Attorney General Eric Holder jailed ...
Hewlett-Packard pays $108M bribe to sidestep charges for bribery ...
Amitabh Bachchan can still play the angry man ...
San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is under investigation for "suspicious incident" ...
Quentin Tarantino did rewrite work on It's Pat ...
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