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27 November 2014
Snoop Lion hands out free turkeys in Inglewood, CA ...
Bette Midler thinks Ariana Grande is too darn sexy ...
Eat your way through Thanksgiving like a country star ...
Seattle Seahawks star Richard Sherman mocks some of the more mockable aspects of the National Football League ...
Coca-Cola wants you to drink its new and improved milk, and pay twice the price ...
US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg undergoes heart surgery ...
Judge rules that Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry's daughter can't have her hair straightened ...
Radio wingnut Glenn Beck's diagnosis is a little wingnutty, and came from a clinic that's a little wingnutty too ...
James Cameron promises that Avatar sequels will be bitchin' ...
26 November 2014
Wal-Mart still hasn't paid the measly $7,000 fine imposed by OSHA for the 2008 Black Friday trampling death of an employee ...
US House Republicans will try to block Washington DC's newly-enacted law legalizing recreational marijuana ...
Ridley Scott will produce but won't direct the Blade Runner sequel ...
Joni Mitchell doesn't want Taylor Swift to play her in a movie ...
US Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-New York) says Democrats shouldn't have done the biggest thing they've done in the past five years — Obamacare ...
Mark Cuban made billions from an open internet, and now he wants to kill it ...
Judges overturn same-sex marriage bans in Arkansas and Mississippi ...
HBO and Frances Bean Cobain are making a documentary about Kurt Cobain ...
Piano from Casablanca sells for $3.4-million ...
Is US Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) trying to name a climate change denial notion after himself? ...
Parts of the original Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (ENIAC) computer have been restored for H. Ross Perot ...
Man falsely convicted of murder sues Chicago over coerced confession ...
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson compares his case to the police killing in Ferguson, MO ...
US Food and Drug Administration posts rules requiring calorie counts on food products at convenience stores, bakeries, coffee shops, pizza delivery, amusement parks and vending machines ...
George Eads is leaving CSI ...
25 November 2014
Scientists propose rejiggering abandoned TV frequencies as "super wi-fi" ...
Twitter CFO accidentally tweets inside info publicly ...
Was Pitch Perfect actually an allegory about 9/11? ...
Riots follow verdict as Grand Jury and prosecutor say "No probable cause exists to file any charges against" Ferguson, MO cop who killed an unarmed black man ...
1970s actress wants to file a class-action lawsuit against Bill Cosby ...
Idaho family buries female transsexual as a man ...
Obama administration continues to strong-arm journalists into revealing sources ...
Another hundred or so K-Mart and Sears stores are closing ...
US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel is forced out ...
Maybe a toy gun that looks "indistinguishable from a real gun" isn't the very best Christmas present ...
Jerry Lee Lewis is sued over alleged double-sale of music rights ...
Medical marijuana clinic in Oregon provides free THC pills that seem to cure chronic seizures in children ...
Dilip Kumar is not dead ...
Honda blames under-reporting of injuries and deaths from accidents on "inadvertent data entry or computer programming errors" that spanned 11 years ...
Hackers break into Sony's website ...
Tiger Woods hires a swing consultant ...
HBO has lots of lawyers scrutinizing its upcoming documentary on Scientology ...
Sting will join the cast of his troubled Broadway show ...
Rockefeller Family moves its offices out of Rockefeller Center in New York City ...
35 dead so far from GM's infamous defective ignitions ...
24 November 2014
NBC hires Native American consultant to "clean up" Peter Pan's racist song ...
Let's go skateboarding in an abandoned New York mental hospital ...
Steroid-addled baseball star Jose Canseco will not be auctioning off his finger after all ...
Burger King pulls the plug on 89 franchises in Germany over hygiene standards and working conditions ...
Ursula K. Le Guin doesn't want to watch American literature get sold down the river ...
Obamacare website seems to hide health plans with low deductibles and co-pays from low-income patients ...
American Red Cross funnels donations intended for Colorado wildfire relief to local Chamber of Commerce ...
Why do fire trucks in San Francisco still use wooden ladders? ...
US Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) says Republican-controlled investigation that absolved the Obama administration on Benghazi is "full of crap" ...
Texas textbooks will include Moses as one of America's founding fathers ...
Vancouver will issue heroin prescriptions for addicts ...
Nutball Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio sues Obama administration over immigration order ...
More accusations against Bill Cosby … Former NBC employee says he arranged meetings and cash payments with women on Cosby's behalf ...
The failed bill to reform the US National Security Agency was a sham anyway ...
For the first time, we will be able to test quantum physics in space ...
Why do men in Hollywood movies have no penises? ...
Starfish are disintegrating along the North American coast ...
Not everyone thinks that Nickelback is terrible ...
23 November 2014
NBC doesn't get the joke in its upcoming Tina Fey-produced Ellie Kemper sit-com, so it sells the show to Netflix ...
Cowardly Lion costume from The Wizard of Oz is for sale, if you have $1-million or so ...
US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) tallies the results: October 2014 was the 38th consecutive October that was warmer than the 20th century average ...
Georgia cops skip fingerprint check, and jail wrong man for 525 days for child molestation ...
Bill Cosby finally responds to rape allegations — "a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos" — and gets a standing ovation in Florida, as two more women claim Cosby atrocities ...
Dinesh D'Souza explains that President Obama is an extremely spoiled brat and Republicans need to spank him ...
Delta Airlines stands with President Obama on immigration policy ...
Canadian NHL coach Pat Quinn dies from respiratory failure at Vancouver General Hospital in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada ...
22 November 2014
McDonald's worker wins $437-thousand in lawsuit after cop falsely claims to have found glass in a burger ...
Another investigation finds Benghazi scandal adds up to basically nothing ...
There were plenty of blown chances to help 2012 Connecticut school killer before he snapped ...
More women accuse Bill Cosby of rape and sexual assaultVegas casino cancels Cosby concert ...
Norman Lear turns down an offer to reboot All in the Family ...
Republicans seem generally displeased with President Obama's executive order on immigration, and sue over Presidential rewrites of the Affordable Care Act ...
Former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry dies at United Medical Center in DC ...
21 November 2014
Sephora is sued for alleged on-line discrimination ...
Obama administration fudged the numbers in reporting Obamacare sign-ups ...
Wal-Mart again asks customers for donations to help underpaid employees ...
Skyscraper rollercoaster is planned for Orlando ...
President Obama orders immigration authorities to target "felons, not families" ...
Attorney for Bill Cosby smears rape accuser … Another woman accuses Cosby of rape … Is it too soon for Sarah Silverman to joke about Cosby? … The Cosby Show is too great and important of a program to let disappear ...
New York sheriff says he'll stop running warrant checks on everyone who enters the county's Social Services building ...
Columbus Blue Jackets player files bankruptcy after his parents spend millions of dollars of his money ...
Ty Herndon is an out, proud, and happy gay man, and the revelation inspires Billy Gilman to come out too ...
Death toll from New York blizzard climbs to ten ...
Cop in controversial Ferguson, MO killing received uncommon preferential treatment in grand jury proceedings ...
After the public address system goes out, Toronto Maple Leafs fans finish singing the American national anthem ...
Afghanistan gets its first amusement park ...
Cleveland cop admits raping 15-year-old girl and videotaping it ...
NFL Players Union appeals season-long suspension without pay for Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson ...
Jerry Seinfeld is not autistic ...
Canadian woman is billed $950,000 for giving birth in USA ...
Yet another study shows that satire programs like The Daily Show do a better job informing viewers than actual news outlets ...
Google offers another option for supporting the websites you like ...
Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe will return to Parks and Recreation ...
Nick Jonas wants you to know that he's still a virgin ...
Quebec cop who killed 5-year-old while speeding in non-emergency situation will not be charged ...
CVS customer is locked inside closed store for an hour and a half ...
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