5-Nov-2009 · Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) wants to make it illegal to consider legalizing marijuana ... Michael Jackson's friend and doctor says singer had less disgusting perversion ... AT&T vs. Verizon: There's a lawyer for that ... Lindsay Lohan's nutty father releases tape of her weeping phone call ... Pharmaceutical giant Amgen is sued by 15 states over kickbacks and fraudulent claims ...

4-Nov-2009 · US Army apologizes for Ryan Seacrest stalker ... Rihanna says cop photo leak was "humiliating" ... Toyota quits Formula One racing, cries about it ... Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway is buying the Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad ... Don't you forget about John Hughes ...

3-Nov-2009 · Elton John is hoping to leave hospital early ... Former President of France Jacques Chirac is ordered to stand trial for corruption ... Kellogg hints that Cocoa Krispies will save your kids from swine flu ...

2-Nov-2009 · Miley Cyrus is voted worst celebrity influence by tweens and teens ... Richard O'Brien does the Time Warp again and again ... Wal-Mart starts selling caskets and urns ... Prince Albert II's privacy is royally screwed ... CIT Group goes bankrupt after taking $2.3B in federal bailouts ... Spamford Wallace loses again, owes $711M to Facebook ... Novell blasts Los Angeles for switching its email to Google ...

1-Nov-2009 · South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, teetering toward impeachment, writes an article for Newsweek praising Ayn Rand ... Bea Arthur leaves $300K to gay youth center ... Alan Keyes says the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections ... Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga ... Google's Eric Schmidt sees what the web will look like in 5 years ...

31-Oct-2009 · Sting says President Obama was sent by God ... Orly Taitz's latest birther lawsuit is tossed ... National Football League just can't be sure what causes tripled rates of dementia among ex-players ... Boston Market pulls a KFC — runs out of chicken after posting on-line coupon ...

30-Oct-2009 · Heath Ledger music video debuts ... Congressman Paul Broun (R-Georgia) introduces legislation to privatize Medicare ... Deal in Honduras would purportedly reinstall ousted President Manuel Zelaya ... Former Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick sues lawyer who disclosed evidence that led to his criminal conviction ... Dennis Hopper is diagnosed with prostate cancer ... Ford Motors finds Chinese buyers for Volvo ... Toyota creates its own flower species to gobble harmful gases ...

29-Oct-2009 · The Muslim Brotherhood goes up against Beyonce Knowles ... KFC founder/mascot Colonel Sanders breaches security at United Nations ... David Copperfield wins a six-month stay in sexual assault case ... 50 Cent will teach you to be rich ... Ex-Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic finally faces trial, 14 years later ... Fidel Castro's sister admits to spying for the US Central Intelligence Agency ... Billy Carter's gas station will become a national historic site ... California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sends vulgar veto message ... Lindsay Lohan's wacky father fears she'll be dead in a year ...

28-Oct-2009 · Explorer Ernest Shackleton's whiskey is served on Antarctic ice ... Hamid Karzai's brother is a long-time CIA operative ... Texas Southern University drops Tavis Smiley's name from School of Communication ... It's lights-out for Craig Ferguson ... Scientology convicted of fraud in France, and Crash director Paul Haggis renounces the cult over gay rights ... The San Francisco Chronicle's management is delighted that circulation is down 25% ... Roman Polanski's victim wants case dismissed ...

27-Oct-2009 · US Secretary of the Treasury Timothy F. Geithner charged $13 billion of crappy CDOs to taxpayer tab ... Bruce Springsteen's cousin is found dead in hotel room ... Jennifer Lopez takes legal action against ex-husband ... Prince Albert II's lurid sex life is pierced by angry spy novelist ... US Food and Drug Administration offers helpful advice: Please do not buy stupid #$@% like "swine flu shampoo" ... Lindsay Lohan is dropped by recording label ...

26-Oct-2009 · Morrissey is released from hospital after collapsing on stage ... Family of the late Billy Mays offers awards for best Billy Mays Halloween costume ... US Food and Drug Administration pressures junk food industry to suspend "Smart Choices" ads ... Ayn Rand gets a fashion makeover ... Nigeria actually arrests, shuts down online scammers ... Glenn Beck brings armed bodyguard to Broadway and the men's room ... George Miller goes to work on Mad Max IV ... Harlan Ellison claims victory in weird Star Trek case ...

25-Oct-2009 · Christian Bale says his American Psycho character was based on Tom Cruise ... Andrew Lloyd Webber is treated for prostate cancer ... Bank of America test-markets an extra fee for customers who don't incur extra fees ... Paris Hilton gets her stolen jewelry back ... US Airways is looking at big fines for shortcuts on safety ... Amy Winehouse's boobs are doing "great", her father says ... Yahoo! finally pulls the plug on GeoCities ...

24-Oct-2009 · Former US Attorney General Michael Mukasey says the US justice system led to 9/11 ... Kanye West is cleared in airport scuffle ... Albertson's pays $200,000 for forcing employee to pee at checkout stand ... Benny Hinn's publicist is a bit of a jackass – who knew? ... American Apparel told a big fat lie about its non-existent deal with Sesame Street ...

23-Oct-2009 · Kanye West continues to not be dead ... While he was US Secretary of the Treasury, Henry M. Paulson secretly met in Moscow with Goldman Sachs board ... FX's Sons of Anarchy gets better ratings than NBC's Jay Leno ... Lil' Wayne pleads guilty to weapon possession ... Andy Milonakis gives homeless man the gift of marijuana ... Neo-Nazi internet star Hal Turner gets out of jail but not on-line ...

22-Oct-2009 · Al Sharpton says he'll sue Rush Limbaugh ... Mike Royko's son gets 2 1/2 years for attempted bank robbery ... NASA egghead explains that the world won't end in 2012 ... Bernard L. Madoff's fraud was allegedly fueled by cocaine, topless women ... Bronson Pinchot dishes on just about everyone he's ever worked with ...

21-Oct-2009 · Robert Crumb's explicit illustrated Book of Genesis is condemned by religious groups ... Kiss drummer Peter Criss celebrates beating breast cancer ... Sun Myung Moon marries another 45,000 people ... Bernard Kerik -- nominated for US Secretary of Homeland Security by George W. Bush -- goes to jail after his bail is revoked ... Jack Black is leading our children into Satanism ... John Stamos admits being drunk on Aussie TV ... Internal Revenue Service wants $2M from Nas ...

20-Oct-2009 · Obama administration announces new hands-off policy on medical marijuana ... Harvey Levin is angry that his privacy has been violated ... Pope Benedict XVI announces plan to lure Anglicans to Roman Catholic Church ... US Central Intelligence Agency efforts to keep torture secrets suffer loss in British court ... Screen Actors Guild suspends Seymour Cassel over sexual harassment ...

19-Oct-2009 · Roman Polanski gets out of jail for undisclosed medical treatment ... Busta Rhymes pays damages for assault on fan ... David Beckham rants at 3-hour delay for US airport security ... Wilmer Valderrama goes to the dogs in new series ...

18-Oct-2009 · Ted Turner wishes he was still running CNN ... Crazy Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio cites fake law from internet ... Debbie Rowe wants $490K for alleged lies ... Documents on John F. Kennedy's assassination would do “extremely grave damage” to national security, Central Intelligence Agency still says ...

17-Oct-2009 · US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is released after night in hospital ... Dennis Rodman is under investigation for reaching up model's dress ... Is Kevin Costner Germany's new David Hasselhoff? ... Nicolas Cage sues ex-manager for "financial ruin" ...

16-Oct-2009 · Web inventor Tim Berners-Lee regrets those http:// double slashes ... Lindsay Lohan's probation is extended ... Meghan McCain's breasts have Twitter all atwitter ... Goldman Sachs nets another $3 billion and JP Morgan Chase makes $3.6 billion ... Tyra Banks wants you to know she feels great naked ... Congressman John Shadegg (R-Arizona) is worried about the gulag provisions in health care reform proposals ... Survivor's Richard Hatch gets out of prison again ...

15-Oct-2009 · Sarah Silverman will solve world hunger ... NBC is sued for illegal use of fonts ... Gerald Butler loves to bare his 'skinny, tight' bum ... US Justice Department officials decline to testify under oath ... ‭‬Family Guy will shill for Microsoft ... ‭‬Bill Cosby tackles the hippity hoppity music the kids like so much ... ‬Leona Lewis is 'hurt and upset' after being punched at book signing ...

14-Oct-2009 · Maurice Sendak tells parents to go to hell ... Hayden Panettiere asks, "Can I just be with a girl or something? Let's do that." ... Iowa State Supreme Court seriously screws with teenager's life over sexting ... Birther lawyer Orly Taitz is fined $20,000 by court for frivolous filings ... Chicago Cubs file bankruptcy ... TASER International says maybe don't aim those stun guns at the chest ...

13-Oct-2009 · Philadelphia Phillies try to steal historic baseball from 12-year-old fan ... Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair warns of the dangers posed by atheists ... Kristen Stewart bites ... CNN factchecks Saturday Night Live but not politicians ... George Takei and husband play The Newlywed Game ... Carly Simon sues Starbucks over CD's poor sales ...

12-Oct-2009 · Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner sometimes calls his friends on Wall Street just so they can listen to each other breathe ... Amy Winehouse seems to be on a quest of self improvement ... Drunk David Hasselhoff reportedly slugs doctor ... Associated Press bets the farm that Microsoft will crush Google ... Berke Breathed fans won't be disappointed by his first novel ...

11-Oct-2009 · Alicia Silverstone will teach you how to poop ... T-Mobile has a major meltdown with Danger and Sidekick platforms ... Jack La Lanne has a brain, "and he's sittin' on it" ...

10-Oct-2009 · Nicolas Cage owes $6.3 million in back taxes ... David Beckham loses his underwear to Cristiano Ronaldo ... Tori Spelling says she's not wasting away ...

9-Oct-2009 · Lots of second-guessing after President Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize ... FBI probed Anna Nicole Smith over purported murder plot ... CBS looks to rebook Hawaii Five-O ... Evangelist Richard Land says health care reform is "precisely what the Nazis did" ... OMG, Miley Cyrus is a Twitter quitter ... Brooke Astor's 85-year-old son is convicted of swindle ... Elizabeth Taylor assures fans she's fine after surgery ...

8-Oct-2009 · Dr. Phil held me captive and groped me, lawsuit claims ... US Attorney General Eric H. Holder, Jr. is a reluctant finalist for Mustache Award ... Michael Crichton's widow wants millions ... Terry Gilliam returns to La Mancha ... Lisa Marie Presley says no music is coming from the grandson of Elvis Presley ... Sean Hannity and Michael Moore interrupt each other a lot ...

7-Oct-2009 · The US Federal Trade Commission offered us $7.50 to say we like this new rule, but we're holding out for $10 ... Alan Moore returns to zines ... Then-US Secretary of the Treasury Henry M. Paulson lied his arse off about the bank bailouts ... Boing Boing raises its middle finger to Ralph Lauren ... Matt Lucas pulls out of play after ex's suicide ... Apple quits the US Chamber of Commerce ... It's old news, but Ty Cobb is arrested after pulling gun on a butcher ...